She was going to flunk me because I lacked creativity. So I rolled up my pancake and told her it was a snake. She threatened to flunk me again. So, I took the clay and made a functioning nuclear reactor. She gave me a C because “It isn’t aesthetically pleasing”. Well, Jeanie Adams sculpted a horse that looked like a terrier dog and she got an A. She was a teacher’s daughter. The fix was in.
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