[.45 Long Colt]

Those were the days. The decline of western civilization greatly accelerated with the invention of beepers. And don’t get me started on voice mail!

[ProtectOurFreedom]

I think the introduction of the "Princess" Phone was the beginning of the end. What an innovation that was! Today they'd have to name it the "Diva," "Dyke," or "Lesbo" phone.

[thecodont]

And don’t get me started on voice mail!

Or "call waiting."

"Hold on, I need to take the call of someone more important than you."