A local classic rock radio station in my area is doing a contest where they substitute “weiner” for a word in a song title, with predictably humorous results. My favorites were Pink Floyd’s Another “weiner” in the wall and Willie Nelson’s You are always on my “weiner”. The best one I could come up with personally was Survivor’s Eye of the “weiner”. Anyone have any good ones???
Wieners get in your eyes....Platters
The Pointer Sisters: “...Cause when we kiss, oooo, Weiner!”
Bruce Springstein “Everybody’s got a hungry Weiner”
Dire Straits “Wiener for Nothing”
Led Zeppelin “Wiener to Heaven”
“Gimmee three weiners”
“More than a weiner”
“Do you believe in weiner”
“The weiner is high”
“Hot for weiner”
“Say you love weiner”
“Little weiners”
“I’d really love to weiner you tonight”
“I know a weiner”
“Weiner has no pride”
“When will weiner be loved”
“Son of a son of a weiner”
“One particular weiner”
Oh, I could go on.......
Carry On, My Wayward Weiner
Or the Wiener got a huma
Ya could go on almost forever...
Secret Weiner (Agent) Man
Richard Marx sang “Hold On To My Weiner” (Hold On To The Night)
The Bee Gees, of course, latched onto the Weiner craze and wouldn’t let go. You can get all these great hits for just $19.95!
Night Weiner
More than a Weiner
How Can You Mend A Broken Weiner
New York Weiner Disaster 1941
How Deep is Your Weiner
Jive Weiner
Weiner Alive
I Started a Weiner
Too Much Weiner
... and so many many more! Order in the next ten minutes and you’ll get brother Andy’s big ones, like An Everlasting Weiner, (Love Is) Thicker than Weiner, and of course (Our Weiner) Don’t Throw it All Away!
Weiner, er, Order Now!
Another One Bites the Weiner
Chuck Berry - My Weiner (Nah, I think Ding a Ling is better)
Just a few more I’ve come up with over the weekend:
Soft Cell: Tainted weiner
Beatles: I wanna hold your weiner
2 from ACDC: Girl’s got a weiner and She’s got the weiner
(Girl’s got a rhythm and she’s got the jack for non-fans)