JOKES ONLY INTELLIGENT PEOPLE WILL UNDERSTAND… How Many Can You Understand?
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2 posted on
07/26/2013 5:55:00 AM PDT by
Lucky9teen
(“The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative.” ~ Edward Abbey)
To: Lucky9teen
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TGIF!!!
3 posted on
07/26/2013 5:55:05 AM PDT by
Currentriverrat
(People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
To: Lucky9teen
4 posted on
07/26/2013 5:57:16 AM PDT by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
6 posted on
07/26/2013 5:57:55 AM PDT by
Arrowhead1952
(The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
To: All
Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Flight Attendant
A lawyer boarded an airplane in Halifax with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.
Shortly before landing in Toronto, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, “Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in Halifax, please raise your hand?”
Not one hand went up ..... so she took them home and ate them.
Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren’t as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren’t as dumb as most folk think.
7 posted on
07/26/2013 6:00:13 AM PDT by
Arrowhead1952
(The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
To: Lucky9teen
8 posted on
07/26/2013 6:01:18 AM PDT by
MortMan
(Disarming the sheep only emboldens the wolves.)
To: Lucky9teen
Just because you can lead a mixed metaphor to water doesn’t mean you can make it take off like a rocket.
To: Lucky9teen
JOKES ONLY INTELLIGENT PEOPLE WILL UNDERSTAND… How Many Can You Understand?I don't know about intelligent but I'm obviously an engineering nerd. I got every one of them.
17 posted on
07/26/2013 6:31:40 AM PDT by
Pan_Yan
(I believe in God. All else is dubious.)
To: Lucky9teen
Nerd Humor! Thank You Thank You Thank You.
There are 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who do not.
19 posted on
07/26/2013 6:40:17 AM PDT by
BitWielder1
(Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
To: Lucky9teen
I went to the beach
LAST WEEK.
Well, guess what happened.
.
I forgot to look where I was going. 
So my wife told me to LOOK. .
.
.
.
So I did...
I give up.
24 posted on
07/26/2013 7:07:33 AM PDT by
red-dawg
To: Revolting cat!
There no season like the summertime.
To: Lucky9teen
Oh this one’s a keeper, and I’m almost ashamed to say I got every one.
52 posted on
07/26/2013 9:07:05 AM PDT by
reed13k
(For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothing.)
To: Lucky9teen
Yearbook quote of the season...
59 posted on
07/26/2013 10:15:35 AM PDT by
ErnBatavia
(Carlos Danger for mayor....NYC deserves him)
To: Lucky9teen; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson
Things that make you go.......................Huh?
I figured it was going to come out eventually.
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