Posted on 07/22/2013 3:42:47 PM PDT by BunnySlippers
“I took it Saturday morning,” Geraldo said, and explained that after doing his Fox News show that night he was too wired to just go home and go to bed, so he busted open the booze.
“I was back in the bathroom at 2:30. I had a couple of drinks. I said ‘Dammit I like that picture!’ I learned how to use Twitter a couple weeks ago.”
Geraldo explained what his drink of choice was that night.
“This weekend was tequila. I never do tequila when I’m alone and I had a new bottle that someone had given me. I got so many bottles for my birthday.”
He said that he didn’t stop at just one. “The second one my fate was sealed.
And that’s when he sent the incriminating photo and went to sleep, only to wake up with his child telling him that he’d made a mistake.
“My 18-year-old had written me in all caps saying ‘TAKE THAT THING DOWN RIGHT NOW,’” he told Scott & Todd.
“It seemed like a great idea at the time,” the veteran reporter said.
I figured they’d cut me some slack because I’m so old!”
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Humblegunner sold a selfie to the packager of Syrup of ipecac once to feature on the box.
They thought it was perfect but their sales dropped dramatically.
They investigated and found out that rather than buy their product people were just showing the sick person a photo of the box.
I love the smell of kimchi in the morning. Smells like victory! (or maybe like the bar maid who came back to the hotel with me)
Geraldo remember that country song “Tequila makes her take her dress off”?
HooBooiy,
Nice hot kimchi on a bowl of cold rice. Breakfast of champions.
BTW, that bar maid DID smell like victory. Got that t-shirt.
Nuff said.
BOOYA!
They call guy like you and me “Old Asia Hands”. What we can’t tell our wives is that our hands were the least of it.
LOL,
Wife one was German/Japanese. She always said: “If we get a knock on the door, I’ll set a room up for her/him.” (She was convinced it would be a ‘her.’ Secretly, she hoped that would happen. Long story.)
Wife two? “If they knock on the door, they belong to you and they won’t get turned away.”
(Wife two is a biker.)
So, I never had to worry. But I do still send contributions to the church in Olongapo, PI. The Jesuits take care of all the orphans. Almost all of them mixed race.
Nuther long story. Don’t care to elaborate.
As hubby says: Incident at Tequila Junction
Ugh. That which has been seen can never been unseen.
He’s got dozens of layers of clothes on!!!
You did not scroll down.
I believe him. The whole scenario is what I’d. Imagine, the child barking.orders to the vain and chil dish life of the party.
LOL
...”tequila makes his clothes fall off.”
If you chopped his head off, his bod really is in good shape, I must admit. Just eliminate the head and mouth.
Not to self.
A**holes, Alcohol and Alzheimer’s don’t mix
Don’t try to tell guys like Geraldo that you don’t think pics of naked men are sexy. I had an argument with some douchebag here on FR about that very subject. So I had everyone on there that I knew were ladies answer a poll: what would they rather see, a man in a speedo or a man in a suit. 100% of them said suit. The douche said we were all lying.
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