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Geraldo Says Tequila Is To Blame For Naked Selfie & Fox News Made Him Take It Down [NO foto]
Radar Online ^ | 07/22/13

Posted on 07/22/2013 3:42:47 PM PDT by BunnySlippers

“I took it Saturday morning,” Geraldo said, and explained that after doing his Fox News show that night he was too wired to just go home and go to bed, so he busted open the booze.

“I was back in the bathroom at 2:30. I had a couple of drinks. I said ‘Dammit I like that picture!’ I learned how to use Twitter a couple weeks ago.”

Geraldo explained what his drink of choice was that night.

“This weekend was tequila. I never do tequila when I’m alone and I had a new bottle that someone had given me. I got so many bottles for my birthday.”

He said that he didn’t stop at just one. “The second one my fate was sealed.

And that’s when he sent the incriminating photo and went to sleep, only to wake up with his child telling him that he’d made a mistake.

“My 18-year-old had written me in all caps saying ‘TAKE THAT THING DOWN RIGHT NOW,’” he told Scott & Todd.

“It seemed like a great idea at the time,” the veteran reporter said.

I figured they’d cut me some slack because I’m so old!”

(Excerpt) Read more at radaronline.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: alcohol; foxnews; geraldo; geraldorivera; jerryrivers; nekkid; whorealdo
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To: BunnySlippers; humblegunner

Humblegunner sold a selfie to the packager of Syrup of ipecac once to feature on the box.

They thought it was perfect but their sales dropped dramatically.

They investigated and found out that rather than buy their product people were just showing the sick person a photo of the box.


61 posted on 07/22/2013 5:48:10 PM PDT by Eaker (Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life. Robert A. Heinlein.)
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To: ConradofMontferrat

I love the smell of kimchi in the morning. Smells like victory! (or maybe like the bar maid who came back to the hotel with me)


62 posted on 07/22/2013 5:48:24 PM PDT by katana (Just my opinions)
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To: BunnySlippers

Geraldo remember that country song “Tequila makes her take her dress off”?


63 posted on 07/22/2013 5:57:26 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: katana

HooBooiy,

Nice hot kimchi on a bowl of cold rice. Breakfast of champions.

BTW, that bar maid DID smell like victory. Got that t-shirt.

Nuff said.

BOOYA!


64 posted on 07/22/2013 6:00:24 PM PDT by ConradofMontferrat (According to mudslymz, my handle is a HATE CRIME. And I HOPE they don't like it.)
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To: ConradofMontferrat

They call guy like you and me “Old Asia Hands”. What we can’t tell our wives is that our hands were the least of it.


65 posted on 07/22/2013 6:02:48 PM PDT by katana (Just my opinions)
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To: katana

LOL,

Wife one was German/Japanese. She always said: “If we get a knock on the door, I’ll set a room up for her/him.” (She was convinced it would be a ‘her.’ Secretly, she hoped that would happen. Long story.)

Wife two? “If they knock on the door, they belong to you and they won’t get turned away.”

(Wife two is a biker.)

So, I never had to worry. But I do still send contributions to the church in Olongapo, PI. The Jesuits take care of all the orphans. Almost all of them mixed race.

Nuther long story. Don’t care to elaborate.


66 posted on 07/22/2013 6:28:55 PM PDT by ConradofMontferrat (According to mudslymz, my handle is a HATE CRIME. And I HOPE they don't like it.)
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To: BunnySlippers

As hubby says: Incident at Tequila Junction


67 posted on 07/22/2013 6:35:50 PM PDT by jocon307
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To: BunnySlippers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbhzLEzsD6k


68 posted on 07/22/2013 7:01:05 PM PDT by smalltownslick
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To: BunnySlippers

Ugh. That which has been seen can never been unseen.


69 posted on 07/22/2013 7:03:35 PM PDT by La Lydia
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To: La Lydia

He’s got dozens of layers of clothes on!!!


70 posted on 07/22/2013 7:05:35 PM PDT by BunnySlippers (I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
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To: BunnySlippers

You did not scroll down.


71 posted on 07/22/2013 8:15:46 PM PDT by La Lydia
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To: BunnySlippers

I believe him. The whole scenario is what I’d. Imagine, the child barking.orders to the vain and chil dish life of the party.


72 posted on 07/22/2013 9:08:11 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: BunnySlippers

LOL

...”tequila makes his clothes fall off.”


73 posted on 07/23/2013 12:02:11 AM PDT by stilloftyhenight (Proud bitter clinging wacko bird chirper.)
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To: SamAdams76
From one old fool to another I forgive him....my favorite tequila


74 posted on 07/23/2013 12:21:24 AM PDT by wardaddy (the next Dark Ages are coming as Western Civilization crumbles with nary a whimper)
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To: BunnySlippers

75 posted on 07/23/2013 12:25:16 AM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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To: JoeProBono

If you chopped his head off, his bod really is in good shape, I must admit. Just eliminate the head and mouth.


76 posted on 07/23/2013 3:25:05 AM PDT by flaglady47 (When the gov't fears the people, liberty; When the people fear the gov't, tyranny.)
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To: flaglady47

77 posted on 07/23/2013 3:43:35 AM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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To: BunnySlippers

Not to self.

A**holes, Alcohol and Alzheimer’s don’t mix


79 posted on 07/23/2013 8:26:55 AM PDT by rdcbn
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To: SkyDancer; goat granny

Don’t try to tell guys like Geraldo that you don’t think pics of naked men are sexy. I had an argument with some douchebag here on FR about that very subject. So I had everyone on there that I knew were ladies answer a poll: what would they rather see, a man in a speedo or a man in a suit. 100% of them said suit. The douche said we were all lying.


80 posted on 07/23/2013 1:57:25 PM PDT by tuffydoodle (Shut up voices, or I'll poke you with a Q-Tip again.)
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