Geraldo Says Tequila Is To Blame For Naked Selfie & Fox News Made Him Take It Down [NO foto]

Radar Online ^ | 07/22/13

[Eaker]

Humblegunner sold a selfie to the packager of Syrup of ipecac once to feature on the box.

They thought it was perfect but their sales dropped dramatically.

They investigated and found out that rather than buy their product people were just showing the sick person a photo of the box.

[katana]

I love the smell of kimchi in the morning. Smells like victory! (or maybe like the bar maid who came back to the hotel with me)

[Georgia Girl 2]

Geraldo remember that country song “Tequila makes her take her dress off”?

[ConradofMontferrat]

HooBooiy,

Nice hot kimchi on a bowl of cold rice. Breakfast of champions.

BTW, that bar maid DID smell like victory. Got that t-shirt.

Nuff said.

BOOYA!

[katana]

They call guy like you and me “Old Asia Hands”. What we can’t tell our wives is that our hands were the least of it.

[ConradofMontferrat]

LOL,

Wife one was German/Japanese. She always said: “If we get a knock on the door, I’ll set a room up for her/him.” (She was convinced it would be a ‘her.’ Secretly, she hoped that would happen. Long story.)

Wife two? “If they knock on the door, they belong to you and they won’t get turned away.”

(Wife two is a biker.)

So, I never had to worry. But I do still send contributions to the church in Olongapo, PI. The Jesuits take care of all the orphans. Almost all of them mixed race.

Nuther long story. Don’t care to elaborate.

[jocon307]

As hubby says: Incident at Tequila Junction

[smalltownslick]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbhzLEzsD6k

[La Lydia]

Ugh. That which has been seen can never been unseen.

[BunnySlippers]

He’s got dozens of layers of clothes on!!!

[La Lydia]

You did not scroll down.

[lee martell]

I believe him. The whole scenario is what I’d. Imagine, the child barking.orders to the vain and chil dish life of the party.

[stilloftyhenight]

LOL

...”tequila makes his clothes fall off.”

[wardaddy]

From one old fool to another I forgive him....my favorite tequila

[JoeProBono]

[flaglady47]

If you chopped his head off, his bod really is in good shape, I must admit. Just eliminate the head and mouth.

[JoeProBono]

[rdcbn]

Not to self.

A**holes, Alcohol and Alzheimer’s don’t mix

[tuffydoodle]

Don’t try to tell guys like Geraldo that you don’t think pics of naked men are sexy. I had an argument with some douchebag here on FR about that very subject. So I had everyone on there that I knew were ladies answer a poll: what would they rather see, a man in a speedo or a man in a suit. 100% of them said suit. The douche said we were all lying.