[bboop]

Those bastards! $85 to get on an airplane without getting groped? The No Grope Fee.

[Blood of Tyrants]

I wish they would expand in Orlando.

[Still Thinking]

Interesting. So the same people who dictate the groping are the ones that will get $85 if they agree not to grope you. No conflict of interest there.

"Nice grandma you got there. Be a shame if anything was to happen to her...."

[molson209]

Is it OK to use one of your 2 Forge Passports ?

[Secret Agent Man]

What, these lines they have you already bent over with your pants down?

[maine-iac7]

provide identification, fingerprints and an $85 enrollment fee. …

And just WHY wouldn't our passports - which have all that - suffice?

I already don't have to take my shoes off - 'cause I'm a great gramma - and I have a 'travel set' of clothes with no metal - no belts, no grommets.

But damned if I'll pay another fee for another document that covers what I already have - and paid for.

I wonder which politician owns the company that will provide THIS service?

[faithhopecharity]

I appreciate their effort to streamline the mess at the airport. But my docs don’t want me irradiated and I don’t wanna be groped (being too old for fun and games like that). Would this new ID card assure immunity from these objectionable procedures? (Or only let you keep your laptop in its little suitcare, but you’re still subject to groping and radiation, or? One recent program of this type DID leave you subject to groping and radiation...)

[FlingWingFlyer]

Here’s an idea that would speed it up even more. Check only those who look like Islamoterrorists. It might sound like profiling but it would save Americans a lot of time and money.

[doc1019]

Fee waived if your name is Abdul, Mohammed or Fathima.

[darkwing104]

Guess what The Terrorists are going to do...

[American in Israel]

Interesting idea, I think it was called a passport in the old days.

[Ezekiel]

beginning later this year, U.S. citizens will be able to enroll online or visit an enrollment site to provide identification, fingerprints and an $85 enrollment fee dhimmi tax.