Posted on 07/18/2013 1:55:09 PM PDT by Red Badger
I bet they fart, too.
That is tooooo funny!
I wonder if Ellen did a follow-up study on how the proximity of Musk Rat Nests affects the overall CO2 concentrations near beaver dams. I would be real interested in that. I am sure if she contacted one of the California Midgets she could arrange another 20 million for this study. I still can’t get over the study about field mice moving 200 yards further uphill to avoid global warming, I’m sure glad that was funded
OK!! Everybody pay attention!
Lesson for today:
1. The sun is 1,300,000 times as big as the earth.
2. The sun is a ball of fire that controls our climates.
3. The earth is a rock.
4. The earth is a speck in comparison to the size of the sun.
5. Inhabitants of the earth are less than specks.
Study Question: How do less-than-specks in congress plan to control the sun?
One problem with this theory, beavers tend to cut down live trees and brush to make their dams. Not dead ones.
Thanks Red Badger.
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