Well, it’s a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there’s a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.
Tony Giardino:
So who’s in this Pentavirate?
Stuart Mackenzie:
The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. “Oh, you’re gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!”
Charlie Mackenzie:
Dad, how can you hate “The Colonel”?
Stuart Mackenzie:
Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!
How dare you mock your betters! We have a Hugh and Series Conspiracy to defeat!
Never mind that poseur in the White Hut.
It’s the Rothschilds!