[Clintons Are White Trash]

Please note that Dr. Olander is a retired white pediatrician who is obviously overwhelmed with white guilt and idiocy. Geez....

[Dr. Sivana]

As a teen, I worked in a produce store in a town with few black people at the time. We just put rubber bands around the asparagus and put it out, we didn’t leave any produce in standing water.

[barefoot_hiker]

Of course when communists like Commissar (I mean commissioner) Olander fully take over, there won’t be any asparagus in the store, fresh or otherwise. Maybe a few loaves of stale bread if the locals are lucky.

[I want the USA back]

Musta been white asparagus. White privilege.

[Lazamataz]

DAT ASPERGAS IS RACIS!

[cripplecreek]

Crap I better go water my asparagus bed before someone sees it.

[JRios1968]

Olander summoned an assistant manager, and then he asked the question: Did the quality of the asparagus have any relationship to the store’s location in a black neighborhood?

[KarlInOhio]

Michelle Obama is going to rip the arms off the grocery store owner if he is mistreating the arugula.

[Uncle Miltie]

"These vegetables ..... They're RACIS!"

[Buckeye McFrog]

University City Schnucks

I once saw them take on the Flint Stoners in a twi-night doubleheader.

[edpc]

Of course the asparagus was dry. This was one of Moochelle’s food deserts.

[popdonnelly]

It’s the home of Washington University, which explains a lot.

[al_c]

When good asparagus goes bad ...

[PrincessB]

Money line: Olander admitted to being in an “ornery mood” the day he visited the store. “I just felt like stirring it up a little bit, letting them know that somebody cares,” he said, according to the recording.

Which means that you probably missed that he more than likely a hippie.

These are two of the four stores I visit regularly to fairly occasionally. They all have their strengths. I’ve never bought asparagus at the U.City one, but the green beans are always superior as the customers tend to be extremely picky about those. If this was the first customer to be picky about the asparagus then, hey.

[Cyclone59]

better yet, do not miss this nugget about half way down the article:

Olander admitted to being in an “ornery mood” the day he visited the store. “I just felt like stirring it up a little bit, letting them know that somebody cares,” he said, according to the recording.

[deoetdoctrinae]

The broccoli was looking a little RUFF as well.

[WashingtonSource]

I thought this was satire but then I realize no, this is actual RACIST GRIEVANCE SEEKING IDIOCY ON PARADE! What next, the apples were not as crunchy?

[Carriage Hill]

Water evaporates; someone didn’t refill the tray. Try another vegetable, liberal idiot.

[ncfool]

A liberal Jewish Do-gooder :-( makes me sick to know he has nothing better to do with his time. Schnucks is a TOP-SHELF grocer. All of their stores do a tremendous volume and have great produce. He evidently caught them on a bad day or the store produce manager needed retraining.

I have been in many of their stores in St. Louis and they do a great job of marketing. My favorite store is their new Des Peres store.

[i_robot73]

The store would have been in SERIOUS doo-doo if they only sold WHITE asparagus.

Of note, the local Walmart only sells the green version, never standing in water, but the local Whole Foods sells green and white, both standing in the water.

Conclusion: Walmart be DOUBLE racist

[Liberty Valance]

Here ya go doc ...