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A Jewish-Thai conspiracy to stop the Turkish spaceship
Hurriyet Daily News ^
| July/03/2013
| BURAK BEKDİL
Posted on 07/15/2013 12:21:11 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
“Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdoğan can’t even get Jewish conspiracies right: Doesn’t he know that on Sundays, we control the banks. On Mondays, we control the newspapers. On Tuesdays, we think about how we can stage terrorist attacks and blame al-Qaeda. On Wednesdays, we attend meetings with George Soros to discuss interest rates. On Thursdays, we plan atrocities and then order the international media to broadcast cooking shows so no one need see the violence. On Fridays, we hunt Christian children so we can use their blood to make matzoh. On Saturdays, exhausted, we rest.” It's Manischewitz time!
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posted on
07/15/2013 12:23:18 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: justiceseeker93
ping!
Who runs “the pinglist”? She might be interested in this.
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posted on
07/15/2013 12:25:31 AM PDT
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expat1000
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/15/2013 12:31:34 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/15/2013 12:32:34 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/15/2013 12:36:43 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: shibumi
Hey! No flying spaceships on the Sabbath!
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posted on
07/15/2013 12:37:33 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
It's Monday now.
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posted on
07/15/2013 12:40:33 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: Slings and Arrows
"Hey! No flying spaceships on the Sabbath!"
How about during Ramadan?
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posted on
07/15/2013 12:55:59 AM PDT
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shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: shibumi
Jew at Western wall observing a solar eclipse?
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posted on
07/15/2013 12:59:00 AM PDT
by
Netz
(Netz)
To: shibumi
That woman’s arms are exposed! STONE THE WHORE!
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posted on
07/15/2013 1:03:33 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Netz
"Jew at Western wall observing a solar eclipse?"
That or possibly an aerial presentation of Mystery Science Theater."
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posted on
07/15/2013 1:34:18 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: shibumi
a Jewish-Thai spaceship, super-powered by a mixture of Manishevitz wine and peanut sauce. Invincible!
To: Slings and Arrows
I have on good authority that three Oddfellows, an Elk and four members of the DAR staged the entire Apollo moon landing on desert acreage owned by two Mormons from Provo.
Really, a member of Opus Dei swore to it
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posted on
07/15/2013 1:41:47 AM PDT
by
muir_redwoods
(Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
To: faithhopecharity
a Jewish-Thai spaceship, super-powered by a mixture of Manishevitz wine and peanut sauce. Invincible!And kosher!
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posted on
07/15/2013 2:09:14 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: muir_redwoods
Ah, but that’s what the Stonecutters *want* you to think!
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posted on
07/15/2013 2:10:10 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Netz
Jew at Western wall observing a solar eclipse?
Naw....just going back to the future!
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posted on
07/15/2013 4:15:56 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: Vaquero
Very ironic, your back to the future joke because the Jewish guy is standing in front of the most holiest site to Jews in the world, the Western or “Wailing” wall in old Jerusalem.
It really is back to the future, modern Israel with the retaining wall from King Solomon's 2nd Temple, you know, the one that contained Harrison Ford's “Raiders of the Lost Ark”, Ark of the Covenant...
The Jews’ future is where their past was...bless MacFly and Moses...
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07/15/2013 4:43:06 AM PDT
by
Netz
(Netz)
To: Netz; Yehuda
I think the Ethiopians have the Ark????....
and according to some on the History Channel, Ancient Aliens built King Solomon’s temple.(always cracks me up that these jackwads do not think ancient people could build with stone like that....as if there was no such thing as leverage)
I think you guys (I’m a RC) should plow flat the Dome of the Rock and rebuild a 3rd temple incorporating whatever is left of the old temples...also the place cries out for an archeological dig under that Dome.
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posted on
07/15/2013 5:12:56 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: Netz
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posted on
07/15/2013 5:16:50 AM PDT
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Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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