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1 posted on 07/13/2013 11:09:32 AM PDT by Uncle Sham
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It wouldn't be kosher


2 posted on 07/13/2013 11:13:34 AM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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Mmmmmmmmmmmm, bacon!


3 posted on 07/13/2013 11:15:32 AM PDT by Carriage Hill (Guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk & spoons make you fat.)
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And have everyone were Crucifixes! I have always thought that we should drop pigs on Mecca and Medina during Ramalamadingdong, followed by a plane load of AK-47’s.


4 posted on 07/13/2013 11:21:24 AM PDT by vette6387
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The full force of the US government would come down on you. You may be audited for just mentioning it. EPA would find some way to close your community down. DOJ would find hundreds of charges for you to answer in court.


5 posted on 07/13/2013 11:23:04 AM PDT by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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IBTZ


6 posted on 07/13/2013 11:24:49 AM PDT by Albion Wilde ("Remember... the first revolutionary was Satan."--Russian Orthodox Archpriest Dmitry Smirnov)
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Liberals AND conservatives would open muslim only restaurants and the government would say “that’s fine”.


7 posted on 07/13/2013 11:25:01 AM PDT by VerySadAmerican (If you vote for evil because you can't see evil, you ARE evil!)
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Send them a copy of our national budget...its loaded with pork!


8 posted on 07/13/2013 11:26:00 AM PDT by Don Corleone ("Oil the gun..eat the cannoli. Take it to the Mattress.")
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Our Jewish friends would not care for this. How about having too many hot women in miniskirts and short shorts for their muzzie minds to handle. Have em EVERYWHERE !


9 posted on 07/13/2013 11:28:25 AM PDT by Into the Vortex
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11 posted on 07/13/2013 11:34:05 AM PDT by PLD
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To fix the ferral hog problem, I would give a $1000 bounty to each, then have an organizatin cut them into tiny pieces.

Finally, I would somehow insure that a small piece of hog was planted on every acre of the entire country.

14 posted on 07/13/2013 11:38:33 AM PDT by catfish1957 (Face it!!!! The government in DC is full of treasonous bastards)
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Simply ban Hate Cults! Hate Cults have no religious protection.


15 posted on 07/13/2013 11:41:41 AM PDT by Wurlitzer (Nothing says "ignorance" like Islam! 969)
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The left would never allow it. Sadly, we are outnumbered.


16 posted on 07/13/2013 11:42:17 AM PDT by diamond6 (Behold this Heart which has so loved men!" Jesus to St. Margaret Mary)
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It would offend too many fine Jewish friends. It’s easier to just ask muslims to leave by shouting over your scope.


17 posted on 07/13/2013 11:42:41 AM PDT by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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Does turkey bacon count if we don’t tell them?


18 posted on 07/13/2013 11:45:00 AM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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22 posted on 07/13/2013 11:56:36 AM PDT by LyinLibs (If victims of islam were more "islamophobic," maybe they'd still be alive.)
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To: Uncle Sham

Sweet idea. Then, if Jesus and the disciples were alive, they would also avoid said heathen town.

Such an idea sounds like what the Romans did to the Jews in the first century AD, forcing Jews to eat pork. Yeah real awesome idea.

Heres a better idea: sometimes the flapping of the mouth should be connected to some electrical impulses in the brain first.


23 posted on 07/13/2013 11:56:49 AM PDT by brent1a
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Aren't there a lot of things that can be made from pork byproducts such as gelatine from pork hooves, etc.?

If you could put a little bit of pork byproduct in everything then there would be no need to sprinkle everything with bacobits.

24 posted on 07/13/2013 12:11:18 PM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear
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They are probably poisoning pigs already, somehow! If not they try to outlaw them.


25 posted on 07/13/2013 12:17:55 PM PDT by TribalPrincess2U (0bama's agenda—Divide and conquer seems to be working.)
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To: Uncle Sham

And Jews. and vegetarians. and Seventh Day Adventists


27 posted on 07/13/2013 12:19:15 PM PDT by AppyPappy (Obama: What did I not know and when did I not know it?)
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Need a regulation that all homeowners with more than 1/4 acre lot must keep at least one pig, and appartment-dwellers have a pig-sty in common ares in public parks.


28 posted on 07/13/2013 12:23:19 PM PDT by expat2
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