NY Knicks player Baron Davis claims he was abducted by aliens

Daily Caller ^ | 07/13/2013 | Taylor Bigler

[Rio]

shrooms?

[FlingWingFlyer]

He shouldn’t talk about “the DREAMers” this way. They only want “a better life”.

[montag813]

Must be true. Baron Davis is usually pretty straight-laced.

[a fool in paradise]

Scientology is one helluva religion.

[jazusamo]

In n Out have good burgers but didn’t know they sobered people up.

[tumblindice]

Forget it Baron. It’s Chinatown.

[Charles Henrickson]

According to Davis, "They were poking me. . . ."

And that's why he's Baron.

[Charles Henrickson]

It was a traveling violation.

[Charles Henrickson]

[SamAdams76]

This is exactly why I’m never going to talk about my abduction by aliens. If I do, everybody will just make fun of me and call me crazy. So I’m going to keep my abduction story to myself. I’m not even going to mention how the aliens have sexual intercourse. You all are just going to have to wonder about that.

[Georgia Girl 2]

Illegal aliens? :-)

[Cyman]

And we(Cavaliers) paid him ,what, $12 million for not playing.

[Wurlitzer]

Now that’s funny someone who is questionably human calling aliens sub-human!

I guess they returned him as no useful information could be extracted.

[Carriage Hill]

Blotter acid, I’m guessing.

[Safetgiver]

Happened to me too. I woke up the next morning and had to go to the hospital to stitch up the wound from the bottle of tequila I fell on.

[dayglored]

> NY Knicks player Baron Davis claims he was abducted by aliens

Ah, but does he have a ping?

[Safetgiver]

I’m not even going to mention how the aliens have sexual intercourse....With YOU or with themselves?

[Slings and Arrows]

“Other side effects of [anabolic steroids] are euphoria, confusion, sleeping disorders, pathological anxiety, paranoia, and hallucinations.”
http://www.sportsci.org/encyc/anabstereff/anabstereff.html

[DFG]

"Well, I'm uh, Russell Casse, sir. And after Nam, I got into crop dusting, and I have been doin' it ever since. On a, uh, personal note sir, I'd just like to add that, uh, ever since I was kidnapped by aliens 10 years ago, I've been dyin' for some payback. Just want you know that, uh, I won't let ya down."