[IronJack]

It’s like the difference between a free-range chicken and one that’s been factory raised.

Lay the two side by side and I'd bet money this pretentious ass couldn't tell the difference.

[bigtoona]

Anyone who uses the word vermillion is a pretentious ass in my book

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Lay the two side by side and I'd bet money this pretentious ass couldn't tell the difference.

Depends on how "free range" that chicken was.

If it was like some of the chicken I had in Kenya which was truly "free range" he would know because one would be dark, tough and dry with the other would be lighter, tender and juicy.

American "free range" you are probably right.