***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

On a flight to Japan, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of relationships in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril and they all stare riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a business man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Well-dressed, tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this."

[Mr. Impatient]

Top 5?

[Hoodat]

In. WooHoo!

[Disambiguator]

Woo-Hoo! Single Digits!

[Old Sarge]

YAYNESS FOR SILLINESS!!

[MarineBrat]

Top Ten! Woohoo!

[Currentriverrat]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOO TGIF!

[llevrok]

Top 10 ?? Me?????????????

Gosh, sometimes it is good to be late

[BenLurkin]

BTTT

[Disambiguator]

The “other” thread is here: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3039420/posts

[who knows what evil?]

Happy 2013th birthday??? OMG. I will feel a sense of relief when I see that wave of nuclear missles streaking across the sky someday...

[Liberty Valance]

The technology in the new supercars is amazing ...

[llevrok]

The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase.

“What happened?” she asks anxiously.

“What happened!! I’ll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip. I get home... and guess what I found ? Yes, your daughter, my Jean, with a naked guy in our bed! This is unforgiveable, the end of our marriage. I’m done. I’m leaving forever!”

“Calm down, calm down!” says his mother-in-law. “There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I’ll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened.”

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.

“I told you there must be a simple explanation .....she didn’t receive your E-mail!”

[UCANSEE2]

Whatever we are voting on.... you win.

[ShadowAce]

Woohoo!!!

[red-dawg]

[Lucky9teen]

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It's all uphill from here...




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[Pan_Yan]

Well, I'll just repost this on the official thread since the unofficial thread has gone by the wayside:

Stopped for dinner in Anniston, Alabama the other day and here's what I saw:

I went around and read the other side of the sign if anyone needs a translation. For the record "weekley" is spelled the same and there is a space in the middle of "wel come" on both sides.

[imardmd1]

If you want to drive safe on the Fourth, don’t buy a fifth on the 3rd.

[Twotone]

The Entrance Exam

When I was young and my intent was to go to medical school, the entrance exam included several questions that would determine eligibility. One of the questions was “Rearrange the letters P N E S I —to spell out an important part of the human body that is more useful when erect.”

Those who spelled ‘spine’ became Doctors. The rest ended up in Congress.