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1 posted on 07/04/2013 6:21:21 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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I can only hope that Alternatives To Writing A Check In The Supermarket Checkout Aisle Man is next.


2 posted on 07/04/2013 6:23:10 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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Q: Why was Helen Keller such a lousy driver?
A: Because she was a woman.


3 posted on 07/04/2013 6:23:54 PM PDT by DManA
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4 posted on 07/04/2013 6:31:07 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Sure, all women should allow this screwball to get into their vehicles. He looks perfectly harmless, not a nut at all.


5 posted on 07/04/2013 7:06:35 PM PDT by twister881
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6 posted on 07/04/2013 7:09:20 PM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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That picture cracks me up!


7 posted on 07/04/2013 7:10:45 PM PDT by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheel barrow)
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He’s inspired me to launch my own superhero career - “Anti-Spider-Man”... I will use my man-powers to step on spiders wherever they plague the fairer sex, and perhaps the occasional cockroach and centipede as well!


14 posted on 07/04/2013 8:09:45 PM PDT by Boogieman
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Here’s a question......How do you tow away an illegally parallel parked car?

Norfolk Naval Shipyard in Virginia found the answer. Being a shipyard, they have lots of forklifts. They call the flatbed, and when it gets there, they just fork the car out of the space whereupon it is hauled onto the flatbed and taken away.


18 posted on 07/05/2013 5:02:32 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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My daughter thinks he’s a hero. She hasn’t seen his picture yet.


19 posted on 07/05/2013 5:08:11 AM PDT by St_Thomas_Aquinas ( Isaiah 22:22, Matthew 16:19, Revelation 3:7)
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24 posted on 07/05/2013 11:25:20 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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