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I can only hope that Alternatives To Writing A Check In The Supermarket Checkout Aisle Man is next.
2 posted on
07/04/2013 6:23:10 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Q: Why was Helen Keller such a lousy driver?
A: Because she was a woman.
3 posted on
07/04/2013 6:23:54 PM PDT by
DManA
To: Slings and Arrows
To: Slings and Arrows
Sure, all women should allow this screwball to get into their vehicles. He looks perfectly harmless, not a nut at all.
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6 posted on
07/04/2013 7:09:20 PM PDT by
JoeProBono
(Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
To: Slings and Arrows
That picture cracks me up!
7 posted on
07/04/2013 7:10:45 PM PDT by
Irenic
(The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheel barrow)
To: Slings and Arrows
He’s inspired me to launch my own superhero career - “Anti-Spider-Man”... I will use my man-powers to step on spiders wherever they plague the fairer sex, and perhaps the occasional cockroach and centipede as well!
To: Slings and Arrows
Here’s a question......How do you tow away an illegally parallel parked car?
Norfolk Naval Shipyard in Virginia found the answer. Being a shipyard, they have lots of forklifts. They call the flatbed, and when it gets there, they just fork the car out of the space whereupon it is hauled onto the flatbed and taken away.
18 posted on
07/05/2013 5:02:32 AM PDT by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: Slings and Arrows
My daughter thinks he’s a hero. She hasn’t seen his picture yet.
19 posted on
07/05/2013 5:08:11 AM PDT by
St_Thomas_Aquinas
( Isaiah 22:22, Matthew 16:19, Revelation 3:7)
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