[Bullish]

As usual the Twits on Twitter are way too easy to punk.

[Bullish]

[BunnySlippers]

Waiting for the first post that blames In-N-Out for the CONSUMER’S stupidity.

[JennysCool]

The hoax, which first appeared on Foodbeast, got mentioned on some blogs, on a newspaper website and even garnered a tweet and photograph from an ESPN and ABC News reporter who declared that the fictional burger appears on In-N-Out's "secret menu."

Whoa! Sorry, I work in marketing ... Does In 'n' Out even have a marketing department? With that kind of press, first you alert your franchisees, then you honor orders for the burger (it's NOT like it's a difficult task) for a day or so. THEN you with good humor respond to the Twitter Kerfuffle in a lighthearted press conference at which time you offer 50 percent off for your stuff for the next eight or so hours. It's NOT that difficult!

[max americana]

Idiots. Don’t these clowns realize that INNO has not changed their menu for the past 50 years??? It’s still the same 3 menu combo and that’s why it succeeds, in some weird way. I’m lucky here in Hollywood that there’s an In N Out AND Chick Fil A 2 blocks between each other which is rare.

[Boogieman]

“There is no such thing,” said Carl Van Fleet, In-N-Out’s vice president of planning and development. “For a variety of reasons, we’re unable to prepare burgers in the manner that a few websites have described as ‘Monkey Style.’”

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Well, considering how much interest this seems to have garnered, a good executive would probably try to take advantage and find a way to serve up what the customers want, eh?

[Redcloak]

An Internet hoax targeting devotees of In-N-Out Burger fooled more than a few customers and even mainstream news outlets this week, despite the restaurant's insistence that there is no such thing as "Monkey Style" -- a burger jammed with grilled onions and french fries.

Actually, that sounds pretty good!

[Artie]

I’ve seen monkeys and their “style”.

[RegulatorCountry]

Good grief, you dummies, put it on the menu right now, and make sure the profit margin is high. Run with it. It’s not as if you don’t already have all the necessary ingredients.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

It’s a pity that In-and-Out doesn’t exploit this as a “limited time offer”. They might be able to do it like McDonald’s offers the McRib.

Otherwise, *some* Starbucks have an elaborate secret menu, for those who like their liquid candy with a vaguely coffee flavor:

Zebra Mocha (combination of white-chocolate and chocolate mocha)

Red-Tux aka Bleeding Penguin (Mocha w/raspberry flavoring)

Chocolate Dalmatian (java chips and chocolate chips to a white chocolate mocha)

Raspberry Cheesecake (white chocolate mocha is added with a few shots of raspberry. Whipped cream and vanilla sprinkles are optional)

Nutella (Cafe Misto with a shot of both chocolate and hazelnut syrup, along with a real drop of caramel)

Three C’s (Cinnamon Dolce latte + Caramel syrup + Chocolate mocha syrup)

Short Cappuccino (Italian style. Less milk and a stronger flavor)

Cafe au Lait (Misto without foam)

Marble Mocha Macchiato (White mocha on the bottom with no whip, shot on the top and mocha drizzle)

Short Drink (Just a small coffee)

Cheapo (A double shot of espresso on ice with few packs of brown sugar)

The Dirty Hippy (Chai Tea Latte with soy instead of regular milk)

Dirty Chai (Chai latte (hot or iced) with a shot of espresso)
Double Dirty or Extra Dirty (two shots)

Widow Maker (Half iced black tea, half iced black coffee)

London Fog (Earl Grey tea w/vanilla flavoring)

Poor Man’s Latte (An Iced Americano with no water and half ice and then add the half and half available at the milk and condiments table)

Poor Man’s Chai Latte (Chai Tea Misto with extra foam, two tea bags and half cinnamon-half vanilla syrup)

Apple Juice Orange Blossom (Tazo Orange Blossom Tea steeped in steamed apple juice with no water)

Red Eye (Coffee plus 1 shot of espresso)
Black Eye (Coffee plus 2 shots of espresso)
Green Eye (Coffee plus 3 shots of espresso)

French Pressed Coffee (any coffee)(highly recommended)

Frappuccinos:

Affogato-Style (Order any Frappe “affogato-style” and you’ll get a shot of hot espresso added on top of your drink as opposed to having it blended in)
Banana Cream Pie (Vanilla Bean creme with vanilla and hazelnut syrups, whipped cream, and a whole banana)
Biscotti
Cake Batter
Captain Crunch (hazelnut or toffee nut syrup in a Strawberries and Creme)
Chocolate Cream
Cinnamon Roll
Cookies & Cream
Crunch Berry
Grasshopper (Mocha with java chips and peppermint syrup)
Samoa (mocha coconut with caramel drizzle)
Snickers (Java Chip with two pumps of toffee nut and a caramel drizzle)
Super Cream
Thin Mint (Tazo Green Tea Creme with chocolate syrup and java chips)

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Oh shucks. I thought this was because the had the N word, er, that is letter in their name.

[winodog]

Seems to me like the fries would turn to mush in about one minute. I like them crisp