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Juat so you newbies know what you're in for!
1 posted on 06/30/2013 5:04:32 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum
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Everything in moderation.


28 posted on 06/30/2013 5:20:50 PM PDT by Raycpa
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29 posted on 06/30/2013 5:21:20 PM PDT by Theoria
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Psssh.

I’m on good terms ith all our overlords - er, I mean our FR moderators.

They gladly pass on my every devious comment to the NSA before they delete it and place me in time-out again.

What a great bunch of guys!


30 posted on 06/30/2013 5:22:13 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! SaIf betwee Bidenme Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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Was this a “must read”?

I didn’t.


31 posted on 06/30/2013 5:22:18 PM PDT by don-o (He will not share His glory, and He will not be mocked! Blessed be the Name of the Lord forever!)
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Hey! Where’s my secret decoder ring! You promised me a secret Decoder ring! (WAAAAAAhhhh!)

Or maybe it was one of the other moderators, I’m not sure any more.... Hey! Squirrel!


32 posted on 06/30/2013 5:24:13 PM PDT by The Working Man
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On the other hand, they also maintain secret laboratories where they develop new weapons and devices of all kind. Lightning comes to mind.

Would you ask them to please stop practicing outside my window? The video cams in the vents and microphones in the lamps are bad enough, but all of this flashing and crashing is very distracting!

34 posted on 06/30/2013 5:26:26 PM PDT by dansangel (Rest in peace, .45MAN)
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I hit the abuse button but it just keeps taking me back to this thread.


37 posted on 06/30/2013 5:28:36 PM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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The Moderators know weird sexual techniques undreamed of in the Kama Sutra.

Including the Venus Butterfly.

39 posted on 06/30/2013 5:29:18 PM PDT by Sherman Logan
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I KNEW it!


40 posted on 06/30/2013 5:30:19 PM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (There are those that break and bend. I'm the other kind. ~Steve Earle)
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Laz...?

I that you??


42 posted on 06/30/2013 5:30:33 PM PDT by Marie ("The last time Democrats gloated this hard after a health care victory, they lost 60 House seats.")
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I am a stealth Moderator.

Watch yourself.


44 posted on 06/30/2013 5:31:25 PM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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Please send application to become a moderator. I will organize them into a powerful zombie killer squad (if they aren’t zombies themselves).
45 posted on 06/30/2013 5:32:04 PM PDT by Marcella (Prepping can save your life today. I am a Christian, not a Muslim.)
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If a Mod threatens you over this thread I’ve heard some can be bought off with pecan pie and vanilla ice cream.


47 posted on 06/30/2013 5:33:16 PM PDT by jazusamo ("Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent." -- Adam Smith)
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I bet they’re responsible for the ammo shortage too.


48 posted on 06/30/2013 5:33:53 PM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (There are those that break and bend. I'm the other kind. ~Steve Earle)
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People, people, the moderators are complex computer algorithms created by Jim Thompson.
They sometimes become self aware which causes safeguards built into the system to hang after 20 posts.

Just so ya know what really is happening at those times!

:)

49 posted on 06/30/2013 5:33:57 PM PDT by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin, Ted Cruz, Trey Gowdy......Nuff said.)
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Thanx for the excerpt.


50 posted on 06/30/2013 5:34:16 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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And they really are breeding a Master Race.

News to me.

51 posted on 06/30/2013 5:34:20 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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Their first means of dealing with Jim Robinson is to buy him off.

Considering we are unpaid volunteers, it's kinda hard to find the coin for that without scrimping on our beer budget.

54 posted on 06/30/2013 5:36:41 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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I think this is a job for your ping list. You know the one.


57 posted on 06/30/2013 5:37:20 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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Okay, Barry Goldwater had it wrong, then.

"Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. And moderation in the pursuit of justice is no a virtue."

Fixed it.

58 posted on 06/30/2013 5:37:27 PM PDT by EternalVigilance
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