Pomposity is always fun to marvel at from a distance. In person it is a most unimpressive quality. It is always accompanied by an inflated sense of self-worth that not even the possessor believes in.
They are usually, and sadly, frightened little boys. The movie, The Ref, had some of the most accurate and funny lines on the topic.
Psychological diagnosis via a Hollywood treatment. Thanks for confirming my opinion of you to the point of parody.