Posted on 06/28/2013 4:15:11 PM PDT by nickcarraway
i superglued my ear tips into points to see how i’d look as an elf, but they didn’t stay glued. i need to find something stronger. peeling it off was a little uncomfortable, but not something i’d call the ambulance for. sheesh!
I got this story confused with another news item: figured she couldn’t read cursive.
A folksinger/yarn spinner in my area used to tell the tale of a woman who glued her behind to the toilet seat. Her husband couldn’t get her loose, so he unbolted the seat and put her in the bed of his truck with a blanket thrown over her for a trip to the doctor.
Arriving at the doctor’s office, he ran inside and brought the doctor out to the truck. He then pulled off the blanket and asked, “Doc, you ever see anything like that before?”
The doctor said, “Well, yes, but never with a frame around it.”
Husband responds .... “Best Sleep I have had in years”
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Reminds me of that great night on the Art Bell show.
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