[Mastador1]

Oh Noes! What will the Vegetarians and Vegans eat now, that they have learned that plants have higher thought processes?
I guess since it’s okay by many of them to still kill babies they will have to shift to Soylent Green!

[SWAMPSNIPER]

A girlfriend of mine had a niece who was on a vegetarian trip. One evening I told her about experiments where tomatoes were hooked to electrical sensors and "screamed" while being sliced. The idiot kid walked into her job at Dairy Queen the next morning, refused to slice tomatoes and got fired.

That whole idiot family blamed that on me.

There are times when I really miss that girlfriend, but I always get over it.