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British politician Simon Parkes speaks out: ‘My lifetime of alien abduction’
metro.us ^
| 6/24/2013
| Kieron Monks
Posted on 06/24/2013 6:53:04 PM PDT by RoosterRedux
Simon Parkes, 53, who represents the Labour party in the town council of seaside town Whitby in northern England, is known for his commitment to local issues such as street repairs. He has also been visited by aliens his whole life, including a 3-meter, green mother and a lover he has sex with four times each year.
Q: When were you first conscious of the visits?
A: I was very young, lying in my cot, when I saw these strange arms and this creature was saying Im your mother. During my younger years they would
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To: Slings and Arrows
computer get the latest exchange rate of quatloos to latinum
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posted on
06/24/2013 8:36:48 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: a fool in paradise
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posted on
06/24/2013 8:47:25 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
(Stand Your Ground)
To: RoosterRedux
Who took me from my cozy cot,
And placed me on the cold, cold pot,
Whether I wanted to, or not?
My Mother.
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posted on
06/24/2013 9:01:56 PM PDT
by
Tucker39
To: RoosterRedux
Clicked on the article and ‘Metro’ tried to probe me.
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posted on
06/24/2013 9:08:21 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
To: RoosterRedux
and a lover he has sex with four times each year.that's no alien, that's your wife!
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posted on
06/24/2013 9:57:31 PM PDT
by
Sicon
("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
To: tumblindice
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posted on
06/24/2013 10:09:06 PM PDT
by
laplata
(Liberals don't get it. Their minds have been stolen.)
To: RoosterRedux
The guy must think that Doctor Who is a documentary.
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posted on
06/25/2013 2:04:50 AM PDT
by
jmcenanly
("The more corrupt the state, the more laws." Tacitus, Publius Cornelius)
To: Las Vegas Dave; KevinDavis; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ...
‘kay.
Thanks RoosterRedux.
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posted on
06/25/2013 3:23:09 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(McCain or Romney would have been worse, if you're a dumb ass.)
To: SunkenCiv; ALASKA; ActionNewsBill; A knight without armor; albertp; aragorn; areafiftyone; ...
Pinging the unidentified aerial phenomena list (ufo).
May 8, 1950-This is one of the most famous UFO pictures ever taken.
Photographed by Paul Trent, and first witnessed by his wife.
They were published in a local newspaper in McMinnville, Oregon.
Shortly thereafter, the Trent photos were published in Life magazine edition of June 26, 1950.
The rest is history.
(These photos have been deemed authentic for over 50 years. The analysis of the McMinnville photos by Dr.Bruce Maccabee PhD, can be found here = http://brumac.8k.com/trent1.html )
Those interested in the uap/ufo ping list, please Freepmail
LasVegasDave (freepmail works best)
if you would like your name added to the list.
( Approximately 200+ freepers are currently on the ping list ).
To: Fai Mao
“Sleep Paralysis”
“ people that believe in Alien Abduction are not interested in logic or science normally’
And if it happened whilst driving home from work?
To: RoosterRedux
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posted on
06/25/2013 2:05:46 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
To: A_perfect_lady
I just look to the cats. If they're all still dozing around me, I know it's just me. Feline First Alert!
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posted on
06/25/2013 2:17:54 PM PDT
by
JennysCool
(My hypocrisy goes only so far)
To: a fool in paradise
Pictures or it didnt happen. Not that I don't think Simon Parkes is a Looney Tune Supreme, but I absolutely think the first two words in your screen name are apropos with regard to your quote above.
No pics of O.J. killing his wife? Then it didn't happen! No pics of Yeager breaking the sound barrier? Then it didn't happen! No pics of Jesus Christ? He didn't Happen!
On the other hand, we do have pics of the moon landing and there's still a contingent of people who maintain it didn't happen.
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posted on
06/25/2013 2:38:12 PM PDT
by
Finny
(Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. -- Psalm 119:105)
To: Finny
He claims to have sex with an alien lover 4 times a year. I’m not asking for confirmation of a one time surprise sighting. I’m claiming he is a batsh!t crazy liberal who is making it all up.
To: Finny
He also claims to be encountering two different species of aliens.
Again, ZERO evidence. Even upon frequent repeat encounters. ON HIS DOORSTEP.
To: a fool in paradise; Las Vegas Dave
Maybe he's crazy, maybe all that crap really does happen. I'm not arguing that with you. I was just pointing out the wholesale stupidity of thinking that if there aren't pictures, it didn't happen.
In dead and gone Soviet days, whole people who defected from being "good" communists to "traitors" were carefuly disappeared from group photos, as if they never existed. But the things they did, happened even though the photos don't exist.
You think this guy should be able to provide pictures, that's reasonable. I think the poor guy is probably just a nut, not a victim of lifelong abductions, but now that the word is out, maybe folks with movie cameras will spy on his house and get footage to prove me wrong, who knows? It wouldn't matter because it would be immediately discounted as a hoax.
What's stupid is always thinking that lack of photos (or other physical proof) equals lack of event. Lays you wide open to very easy manipulation.
Read "Leap of Faith" by Gordon Cooper.
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posted on
06/25/2013 7:50:59 PM PDT
by
Finny
(Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. -- Psalm 119:105)
To: Finny
As for credible witnesses, as you may recall, we do have a freeper (also a physician and decorated war hero) who actually held a small piece of the purple in color I-beam that his father brought home from the 1947 Roswell event, he may have been around 12 years old in 1947.
The above similarly shaped object was seen in the early 50's.
Two or three freepers also commented that they also saw a similar object, as recent as the mid 80's.
To: Las Vegas Dave; a fool in paradise
Thanks for the reminder, LVD! I personally know three credible witnesses myself who I met many years apart, but who described the same kind of craft, and saw it as far as I can tell in the same year (late '70s), one in So Cal at the time, and the other two up by Sacramento. Again, fool in paradise's insistence on "pictures or it didn't happen" is ... well, a fool's way of thinking! {^) Ironincally, in the book I mentioned, "Leap of Faith," written by one of the original Mercury 7 astronauts, had one prtty powerful anecdote about what happened to the pictures that were taken of something he saw!!! "Pics or it didn't happen .... " was exactly what the officials who made off with the pictures had in mind! Yeeeeesh!!!
Thank goodness I've never seen one of the things, but I know these three people well enough to know that they were telling the truth. And then, of course, there's Gordon Cooper. If he doesn't qualify as "credible," I don't know who would!
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posted on
06/26/2013 10:26:57 AM PDT
by
Finny
(Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. -- Psalm 119:105)
To: 2ndDivisionVet
Five posts before the History channel guy is posted?
You Freepers are disappointing me!
:-)
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posted on
06/26/2013 10:29:44 AM PDT
by
newfreep
(Breitbart sent me...)
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