[Slings and Arrows]

It's not enough that they treat you like *bleep*...

[Thanks to nickcarraway for the link! WARNING: Foul language at link.]

[Slings and Arrows]

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[Sherman Logan]

Did anybody have a square to spare?

[mowowie]

This most likely wasn’t a problem with the muslim passengers.

[Proud2BeRight]

The job is not done until the paperwork is complete.

[JRandomFreeper]

Moslem passengers suprisingly unaffected.

/johnny

[Vigilanteman]

Nice of them to offer cocktail napkins. Next step will be to offer little packs of TP in vending machines like they do in railroad station toilets in Japan.

[Revolting cat!]

And you trust the pilots to perform all the required checks on the flyability of the aircraft?

[BobL]

ANYONE going to a Third World country, like London, better be carrying toilet paper. Obviously, it’s not a bad idea to carry it on, if you’re flying on a union-run airline.

[Pearls Before Swine]

United has been slipping in customer service, IMHO. This is just an incident... could happen to any airline... but it happened to United.

[Revolting cat!]

The ground maintenance crew? MUslims?

[Amendment10]

Now might be a good time to remind travelers that United Airlines was recently ranked the worst airline in the country.

I find it curious (disturbing?) that UA headquarters is in Chicago.

[toldyou]

“time to remind travelers that United Airlines was recently ranked the worst airline in the country.”

It was a good airline until the Continental takeover.

[dfwgator]

[Gay State Conservative]

I always drink lots of fluids on long flights so a lack of TP wouldn't necessarily bother me.But if I were to have become suspicious of the crew’s flying skills I might think differently.

[Blueflag]

OK ...

This has to do with the CONTRACTED ground service company ... generally the Amish who service the aircraft between flights. Not the airline.

Secondly, there is USUALLY a robust supply of paper towels (for hand drying) in the rest rooms.

Thirdly, I pity the ground crew at the landing end who has to service the clogged toilets.

[ConservativeInPA]

The airline industry is dominated by multiple unions, all of which have an entitlement attitude. There is no customer service and they do not care. It begins the from the moment you step foot into the airport until you get to your destination without your luggage.

I really, really dislike union thugs and I avoid doing business with them whenever humanly possible.

[OldNewYork]

Way back in 2002 I decided to never fly with United again. British airways is another I avoid, and now Qantas, which in partnership with Etihad has banned bacon on flights between Europe and Australia, letting us know that ‘tolerance’ doesn’t work both ways as far as they’re concerned.

[NonValueAdded]

checklists, boys, checklists - if nothing more than for it’s alternate use value!

[NonValueAdded]

“Will Sheryl Crow please press your flight attendant call button? Sheryl Crow. We need some advice.”

[Old Yeller]

Sounds like the Browns had no chance of reaching the Super Bowl on that flight. Unless of course they were muzzles.