Posted on 06/19/2013 4:04:13 PM PDT by jjotto
The writing-about-writing crowd is abuzz with discussion about the rather unusual death of Buzzfeed/RollingStone/Gawker writer Michael Hastings. Mr. Hastings, whose name is never mentioned in the press without the immediate mention that he was the fearless journalist whose reporting brought down the career of General Stanley McChrystal, died in a single-car accident in Los Angeles yesterday morning. This in and of itself is not unusual, but the circumstances of the crash and its aftermath wont do anything to quiet the conspiracy theorists who are already claiming that the military-industrial complex found a way to cap the guy.
The definitive video of the incident can be found here. It features everything youd want in a crash story, including:
The ejected motor and transmission Video of the car burning with the fury of a thousand suns A man holding a goat in his arms and stroking it to keep calm as someone else discusses the incident The mention of Mercedes-Benz
That last bit is the critical part. Mercedes-Benz USA is no doubt sweating bullets over this one. An eyewitness report says that Mr. Hastings was driving at an excessive rate of speed down a suburban street when his car suddenly jackknifed and hit a tree with the force of a bomb. The Benzo, which by the wheels and quarter-panel appears to be the relatively prosaic but cheerfully stylish C250 four-cylinder turbo coupe, proceeded to throw its powertrain out of the engine bay, immediately catch fire in a manner typically reserved for episodes of Miami Vice, and burn its driver until said driver was charred beyond recognition.
This isnt good. The official ad copy for the C-Coupe states
Like every Mercedes-Benz coupe, it wraps four sport seats and passion for the road in sleek style. And like every C-Class, its a paragon of engineering virtue and extraordinary value. Put it together, and its like nothing else.
Nowhere in there does it say anything about then this sucker is going to jackknife out of control and char you like a steak ordered by a high-school dropout at Ponderosa. No wonder the guy in the video is stroking his goat to keep it calm. If I owned a C250 Id be outside staring at the thing wondering if it was safe to drive it at 100mph in a suburb.
Mr. Hastings has been eulogized by his editor at Buzzfeed in an article called Missing Michael Hastings, which unfortunately makes me think of Missing Missy. In the piece, Ben Smith tells us that Michael looked in clothes and that he was handsome and that he worked out. He also lauds Mr. Hastings for writing Valerie Jarett Versus The Haters, which opens with
Valerie Jarrett is one of the most influential women in America. Protective, fearless, dedicated: the controversial White House figure and Chicago titan is now yoloing on the homestretch to get her little brother re-elected.
Reading that article at one AM with a bottle glass of Ketel One in hand makes me think that a) Ive been too hard on automotive journalists and b) half of the TTAC staff could make big money in political writing. Thats because only half of us say stuff like yolo and swag.
But Im not here to speak ill of the dead. Im here to state that Ive seen dozens of cars hit walls and stuff at high speeds and the number of them that I have observed to eject their powertrains and immediately catch massive fire is, um, ah, zero. Modern cars are very good at not catching fire in accidents. The Mercedes-Benz C-Class, which is an evolutionary design from a company known for sweating the safety details over and above the Euro NCAP requirements, should be leading the pack in the not-catching-on-fire category.
Nor is the C-Class known for sudden veering out of control into trees and whatnot. My fathers been running a C350 of that generation around Hilton Head for a while and if anybody could make a C-Class veer into a palm tree without warning it would be him. If you happen to see my father on an airplane somewhere, please dont tell him I said that, and also dont tell him that I always call the C-Class the Cheap-Class. Thanks.
Mr. Hastings aggressively Democrat-friendly storytelling has the Internet already considering the idea that his death was engineered somehow. I cant say its totally unlikely. As noted above, the reported (and videotaped) behavior of the C250 was not in line with what wed expect. On the other hand, surely its expected that a respected, mature writer on non-automotive topics wont be barreling through a suburb so fast that any tree he hits will cause his car to burst into flames, right? Well keep an eye on this to see what, if anything, develops.
He supposedly feared for his life and was being investigated by the FBI.
I don’t know why he would have been out at this time of night if he feared for his life.
They also have a video where he tore through a red light moments before the accident.
Was he being chased? Was his car shot at?
There’s also word that he was in contact with a lawyer connected to the Wikileaks guy. Freedom-of-Information-Act requests are being put in about the FBI’s investigation of him.
You related to Kathleen Kennedy Townsend?
Maybe it was a freebasing mishap.
At least she knew what year it was, it took Obama two tries.
Has Dateline NBC weighed in yet?
http://gawker.com/gruesome-video-appears-to-be-aftermath-of-michael-hasti-514428722
At about 3 minutes into this video, it shows holes in the frame. I think two are just where the door handle was, but the others look like they could be bullet holes.
Wow. That is a blast from the past.
No, I hate the Kennedy’s. Are you related to Ernest Hemingway? Spell check Nazi.
So his love for Zero bit him on the as*? Nothing like being NSA’ed by your friends. Take heed Leftards.
I have no idea, but given his reported agitation and paranoia about his work, then this unusual sounding crash, it’s natural for speculation to arise. Who knows, maybe he was poking around Benghazi, given his prior history, or any number of other peculiar recent goings-on that would disturb even a leftist reporter who actually did still investigate?
Yes, at this point, it could be anything, including DUI or drugs or just plain speeding.
(You dont suppose the drugs and alcohol were involved, do you? At 4:15 a.m., where was he coming from?)
Most likely drugs and/or alcohol were the cause. But I said 4:15 am was the first clue, not the cause.
“Spell check Nazi.”
Nah, that’s MY job! ;-)
And then the writer runs with it, proving he’s an idiot regarding cars/vehicles.
Yes, and I wonder where he was drinking and who he was with. Friends don't let friends drive soused. Supposedly.
Spinning out via oversteer and jack knifing are two completely different things when discussing vehicle dynamics and crashes.
A car DOES NOT jackknife unless it is towing a trailer, in which case the combination can.
A lot of speculation about what jackknife meant in context. Maybe just a Mexican not quite sure about English.
Non-car guys aren’t gonna know oversteer from squat.
Maybe the same bar Breitbart had visited?
Probably.
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