Hah! That was a funny list - thanks for sharing.
You can add these two:
1. When was the war of 1812 and who were the two warring parties.
2. What is the name of the national anthem and during what war was it written?
Note: Ask no questions about the care and sue of condoms, from the four grade up they wii get a hundred on thsoe.
If you knocked up or were knocked up by your jr high school civics teacher
“”How many stars on the American flag? You’re guessing “a lot.”
DUH!!! 57
How Prozac turns fish into killers
Lots of kids are being fed this stuff (like the recent school shooters?).
It's not the guns, folks.
LOL - how about if your High School’s Valedictorian cannot pass the basic skills test to get her diploma?
This actually happened a year or two ago - I believe she failed it at least twice (test was based on what an average 10th grader should know).
Your high school shop class taught you safe cracking.
Who is buried in Grant’s tomb?
Public schools = crap.
Q: You have five rocks of crack. Your buddy takes two of them. What do you have then?
A: A dead buddy and all my rocks back.
(Deference to the classic made for TV Movie “Evil Roy Slade”)
The national language of Austria is Austrian.
Marine combat medics are corpsemen...