LOL - how about if your High School’s Valedictorian cannot pass the basic skills test to get her diploma?
This actually happened a year or two ago - I believe she failed it at least twice (test was based on what an average 10th grader should know).
Don’t laugh. Back in my day when we did learn something in school, a nearby school’s “highest ranking girl” was from the special ed (as it was known) class. There was a big stink until people realized it was a tiny little school and she was the only girl in the class.