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Squirrel crawls out of Winnipegger's toilet
Winnipeg Free Press ^
| June 14, 2013
| Oliver Sachgau
Posted on 06/14/2013 11:51:29 AM PDT by heartwood
Most people prefer not to look at the contents of their toilet, but a St. James woman had no choice when the contents of her toilet tried to escape. Angela Campbell said her dogs were acting strange early Wednesday morning. She started hearing loud noises coming from the toilet. "It basically sounded like a bowling ball flopping inside of a toilet. The things I was envisioning in my head were monsters," she said. When she went and opened the toilet, she discovered not monsters, but a squirrel clinging to the bowl and smelling extremely bad, she said. "It basically was caked with whatever was inside the pipes, from wherever it was coming from," she said. Campbell said she removed the squirrel out using barbecue tongs and washed the creature in the bathtub. The animal was very docile, she said.
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TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: canada; napl; squirrel; thingsintoilets
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To: Buckeye McFrog
Not to mention the “sewer” gas....
To: heartwood
on Mars, lack of toilets have the local squirrels coming out of Olympus Mons
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posted on
06/14/2013 1:08:42 PM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: heartwood
Luckily the moose stayed in the main line. The moose should have told you to stay in the pipe.
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posted on
06/14/2013 1:12:26 PM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: heartwood
...and apparently in the turlit!
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posted on
06/14/2013 1:16:01 PM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: heartwood
She was kind to give it a bath. Yiccchhhh!
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posted on
06/14/2013 1:20:25 PM PDT
by
Jane Long
(While Marxists continue the fundamental transformation of the USA, progressive RINOs stay silent.)
To: Vaquero
Winnipeggers
That’s just not right.
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posted on
06/14/2013 1:27:01 PM PDT
by
Covenantor
("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
To: heartwood; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; Daffynition; JoeProBono
I heard the it was enough to make the Tidy Bowl Man quit his day job.
To: Nervous Tick
"Squirrel??? I don't REMEMBER eating squirrel..."
To: a fool in paradise; Gefn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
I blame Richard Gere.
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posted on
06/14/2013 2:49:33 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein)
To: heartwood
I had a dead one in the toilet just a few months ago. Figure it came in through the vent pipe from the roof - used to be a squirrel that would knock on the pipe until I chased him off - guess he finally got in. Hope he enjoyed the trip cause it didn’t end well for him.
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posted on
06/14/2013 6:05:17 PM PDT
by
Some Fat Guy in L.A.
(Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite it's unfashionability)
To: a fool in paradise
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06/14/2013 8:19:49 PM PDT
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Daffynition
(Stand Your Ground)
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