Posted on 06/13/2013 5:35:58 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
A 50-year-old man who had sex with his neighbor while she was unconscious told police he only did it to try and keep her warm, it emerged today.
Rodger William Kelly, from St George, Utah, said he inserted his penis inside the unconscious 29-year-old on May 19 because 'he was trying to save her life'.
'He said he did place it inside of her to try and get her temperature up', court documents said.
He was arrested on Monday and charged with one count of first-degree felony rape.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
In ancient times, Necromancers used sex as an attempt to revive the dead. Perhaps he’ll use a relgion angle in court.
Obama rapes America while saying he's doing it to save America - and so far he's getting away with it.
***The newest line to be used by rapists everywhere - but I was just trying to revive her...****
Reminds me of when a man caught his step daughter getting it on with her boyfriend.
He laughed, then went in an told his wife that her daughter had fallen down and her boyfriend was pumping her up.
When “mouth to mouth” just isn’t enough...
This guy is a strong contender for a Darwin Award.
I’m sure someone in prison will be keeping him ‘warm’ too.
I don’t know. Is she still alive? If so, sounds like he did the right thing./sarcasm
“...Ill set up a booth someplace with a big sign on it that says, Save Your Life Here.”
Don’t forget the background music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Spi9N4aSFdY
Tall trees, short ropes.
I have been to Mt Rushmore, a zz-top concert and several rodeos but THAT is a new one for me. Hang’im.
And, help keep him warm on those cold winter nights!!!
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