[Zionist Conspirator]

Before anyone gets mad at me, this is purely for humor and is a razzing of both Jeffersonian conspiracists and the Rockefellers. If you don't have a sense of humor, don't respond!

[Zionist Conspirator]

Just for fun ping!

And a "please save me and get me outta here in case people start piling on and saying mean things" ping.

[miss marmelstein]

Are talkin’ trilateral commission? Gore Vidal’s dead!

[Mr. K]

(*shhhhhhhhhhh!!! he'll hear you!!!)

[montag813]

Happy Birthday, My Liege!

[pabianice]

Years ago I read a story which posits that the American founders created a secret society that actually runs the world using suppressed advanced technology. Good book. Can’t remember the title.

[alloysteel]

Who will rule the world after David Rockefeller?

The mantle passes to the Family Bush, of course.

After all, isn’t just about everything now “Bush’s fault”?

Truly awesome power, to still control the US government five years after leaving office.

[Cicero]

The Aldriches (who founded the Federal Reserve) and the Rockefellers (who are intermarried with them) used to run the world, but I think the ring got passed on to others quite some time ago. There are lots and lots of Aldrich and Rockefeller cousins, and they’re still pretty well off on inherited money, but they’re definitely not ruling the world any more.

We once had tea with David’s brother Nelson on the Aldrich’s summer porch after a sailboat race, and Nelson, who was in charge of Family Planning at the time, told my wife that she should stop having any more children. I think my mother-in-law, who was there, put him up to it. But my wife politely refused his advice.

[Conservative4Ever]

I for one welcome our rockefellerian overlords. I salute you and wish you many more years of health.

[w4women]

I can’t think of anything funny :-/

[Jack Hammer]

“Has he delegated his powers as Secret Ruler of the World to someone else?”

No, but he’s certainly sharing ‘em with a guy who lives in a big, white house on Pennsylvania Avenue.

[CrazyIvan]

Did Howard Hughes send him a birthday card?

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

***He is the last surviving grandson of John D. Rockefeller,****

I knew John D was up to no good when he gave away free lanterns and lamps to burn his new “coal oil” made from petroleum!

He single handedly undercut and destroyed the whale oil industry!

[Osama Obama]

What about Colonel Sanders (before he went tits-up)?

[Dr. Thorne]

This is silly. The Secret Ruler of the World is the shape-shifting alien who is disguised as the White House "dog", Bo.

Here he is having a private briefing with BO. Strangely, no one has picked up that "Bo" is the real president, not "BO".

Here is Bush's "dog", Barney who is clearly laying down the law to W during this candid photo. Barney conveniently "died" just this February. Since his assignment was long over, he was actually called back to his home planet.

As sick as this my seem, the ruling alien who presided during the Clinton years was disguised as a cat. "Socks" was something of a loose cannon and got his kicks by shocking the WH press corps when he engaged them is a lively Q&A. At the end, the sly "cat" said, "Of course, this is all off the record."

[Oratam]

I think there’s a stone effigy of him in Bohemian Grove.

[Zionist Conspirator]

Hey . . . I've just learned that not only is today the 98th birthday of Secret Ruler of the World David Rockefeller, it is also the 89th of his minion George H. W. Bush!

That proves it!!!