Naked woman missing in W. Wash. forest

KOMO News ^ | 10 June 2013

[zeestephen]

A naked woman who went on a "spiritual quest" wearing only a fanny pack is now missing and a search and rescue effort is under way to find her.

[laplata]

Suicide mission. She’s feeling Mother Nature’s tough side right now.

[Vendome]

I have my B.O.B. ready but, I’m gonna need pics to make it worth my while to rescue her...

[cuban leaf]

...unless it was Helen Thomas.
It wasn’t Helen Thomas, was it?!?

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Isn’t that how it goes? People that insist on running around naked are those you would rather not see naked.

Why do I get a feeling this lady is no ex-playboy bunny and may have pretty furry legs?

[IMR 4350]

“Just think of the problems finding search volunteers had Helen Thomas or the Hillabeast done such a thing.”

You wouldn’t need a bunch of volunteers, all you would need is one very brave person.

Just look at which direction all the animals are running from and you would know exactly where they are.

[faithhopecharity]

Sasquatch will grab her first.

[laplata]

Is that a male or female?

[katana]

Look for any freshly dug holes with lots of bear tracks around them. They like to save up larger kills for postprandial snacks.

On the positive side, Darwin Award nominations are still open.

[stansblugrassgrl]

We lived in a desert community north of Phoenix which is also the home of a well-known nudist camp. It was not at all unusual to encounter naked horse-back riders, hikers, 4-wheelers, or nudists out for an evening stroll.

That’s different form a lone naked woman hiking on a public trail. It’s dangerous enough with clothes on. And, more importantly, there’s no place to carry concealed. The element of surprise is lost (well, maybe).

Pray that she is found safe and sound!

[C. Edmund Wright]

I thought a fanny pack was a new Boy Scouting activity....

[cuban leaf]

I stand corrected on my comment about her looks.

Her legs could still be pretty furry, though.

[Lee'sGhost]

I’m in!

[Pollster1]

is that some indication of mental illness

The naked spiritual quest is a sign that she's a democrat, so she's mentally ill, but I don't think the eyes tell us anything unless all of her pictures look like that.

[Red Badger]

[Envisioning]

I thought a fanny pack was a new Boy Scouting activity....

Don't know whether to laugh or cringe!

[C. Edmund Wright]

yes

[TADSLOS]

“Darkness Falls” X Files 1X19.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Five million years of evolution and we have to go learn the whole Death By Exposure thing all over again...

[Irenic]

I’m thinking Halloween male. Looks too happy to be liberal.

[DCBryan1]

More like don’t feed the wolf and two foxes...if you get my drift.

[1rudeboy]

There were 35 first responders from 5 departments including several helicopters....

Their disadvantage to that of mine is that I would bring my beer cooler.