#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter

Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

[Mad Dawgg]

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.

[no-to-illegals]

It’s them dang committee meetings.

[no-to-illegals]

sensing one is in the works ... maybe is a plumbing situation. Last one under review and the nice Lady that posted the thread is not the culprit. I want it on the record ... Nully Did It. It was one of those 60s thingys.

[null and void]

You make exactly ONE tweet in your entire life and suddenly everything’s your fault!

[no-to-illegals]

Face was not available.

[moose07]

“You make exactly ONE tweet in your entire life and suddenly everything’s your fault!”

Well, if you tweeted....there are those that would launch such an accusation...

[moose07]

oh yeah, LOL.

[no-to-illegals]

tweety birds.

[Tax-chick]

Cheep.

[moose07]

"tweety birds. "

[ThomasThomas]

Let's all sing text like the birdies kiddies do. Tweet , tweet tweet, tweet tweet

[null and void]

Nobody calls you Angus the bridge builder, or Angus the burning apartment rescuer...

[no-to-illegals]

Bob ... after talking with Jane, might be a while in getting back. Moving at Warp 9.4, would go to 10 but not recommended. Working on repairs as am typing to jump back to present. Nully did so Great on the way out here to Delta, Nully will have the accelerator. Nully is the Captain after-all.

[NicknamedBob]

"There are actually Two extra shuttles on board then. Mine is buried in Kudzu ,in one of the lower docking bays."

Ah, I see. If you miss the arresting hook, aim for the kudzu.

Good plan!

[moose07]

No, only insults are flung.
They always pick such horrid terms like: Slayer or Blood Axe.
Just wrong.
Good Deeds are always unsung in the long term.

“Angus the bridge builder”
Hmmm, Like.

*News*
Train stranded for 5 hours due to brake failure.

[no-to-illegals]

Admiral or is that General ... Will be standing by.

[null and void]

..but shag one sheep...

[moose07]

Well it would have been a good plan, the computer made the decision when the graviton field generator used for the dynamic braking failed, now the Kudzu refuses to relinquish custardy of the ship.
Negotiations have broken down.

[NicknamedBob]

"... might be a while in getting back. Moving at Warp 9.4, would go to 10 but not recommended. Working on repairs as am typing to jump back to present. Nully did so Great on the way out here to Delta, Nully will have the accelerator. Nully is the Captain after-all."

It's not a trip I would have made in a shuttle. I am aware of the limited menu offerings available on a shuttle.

I hope you like Tilapia, mushrooms, tomatoes, and yeast-cakes.

[moose07]

...nothing sticks harder to your ‘cloth’ than the ‘smell’ of Sheep $][:!
LOL!

[no-to-illegals]

Jane has full compliment of replicators. I hate to say it but the Food Is Great out here in Delta Quadrant. Nanobits are being inserted to make repairs to Voyager. Time Warp Imminent. Nully drives Great. That new accelerator quarts crystal did the trick.