#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter

Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

[Mad Dawgg]

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.

[no-to-illegals]

oops, am going to stop giving the committee more information to consider. Maybe committee is reaching critical mass or something at this point .... I'll be quiet. Those committee meetings can be hades. I need not add to the anguish.

[no-to-illegals]

Will just let it go ... no ... not the terrorist. That terrorist belongs to me and Paw.

[no-to-illegals]

Your turn bro!

[Tax-chick]

Naptime approaches.

[no-to-illegals]

Here ya go ... something to bring on a truly annoying individual ... May you arrive ArGee. You are better at this than I. ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnE1OAXvelc

[no-to-illegals]

confusing ain’t it.

[no-to-illegals]

Naptime ...
Will be East Bound and Down.
May this day bring what each desires.

[Tax-chick]

Deeply.

[no-to-illegals]

LOL ... full read required.

[humblegunner]

shucks, thought humble had arrived ...

I didn't know I'd gone anywhere!

[no-to-illegals]

Saw ya about 4 A.M. Glad you are here. The committee was holding a vote without you.

[Tax-chick]

I had that record. Vinyl.

[Tax-chick]

Wasn’t humblegunner elected chairman? Now he has to pay for everything.

[no-to-illegals]

yep ... an in-store microwave oven.

[humblegunner]

Wasn’t humblegunner elected chairman?

Had to recuse myself.

A massive head wound sustained in early July has left me impaired.

[TheOldLady]

I did not invoke your presence. Forgive?

[humblegunner]

Certainly.

Gots to roll out shortly though..

Playing a little guitar for beer and barbeque.

(Real chickens, I’m told.. no squirrels!)

[no-to-illegals]

humble, I invoked your response. May the recovery go well. Am thinking there is no wound that can hold the humble down.

[no-to-illegals]

Would be nice if you could make yourself available in Ga. later. Talk to Laz. All will be made clear.

[humblegunner]

Am thinking there is no wound that can hold the humble down.

Burnt my Cabela's hat.