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#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter
Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1; benghazi; fastandfurious; hashtag; impeachnow; irs; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; nsa; nsacalledtotellme; spamthensa; twitter; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: TheOldLady

Thanks TOL and it is good there are four stars for both. Am glad you did not force yourself to sit through a terrible movie.


5,041 posted on 08/04/2013 2:16:58 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: ThomasThomas

I like it.


5,042 posted on 08/04/2013 3:25:50 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: Silentgypsy

Not me. Indoor plumbing is it. I lost interest in ice cubes some years back when I was waiting to get a crown on a tooth. I drink most things at room temperature now, except for the Restorative Beverage.


5,043 posted on 08/04/2013 3:26:53 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: no-to-illegals; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Tax-chick; Anoreth; Monkey Face; ...

5,044 posted on 08/04/2013 3:28:22 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: TheOldLady; Harmless Teddy Bear

Tom liked G.I. Joe, too.


5,045 posted on 08/04/2013 3:29:37 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: Tax-chick; everyone
Morning T-c and everyone. May this day of rest, provided by our Lord, be fully in beauty for each.
5,046 posted on 08/04/2013 3:48:55 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

Good morning, n-t-i. The system does not want me to use a lower-case “i” when typing n-t-i. I do not like it when computers think they know what I want to say better than I do.

I’m hoping to actually rest today, since several of my more exhausting family members will be leaving for camp. Tomorrow I will mop the sticky floors!


5,047 posted on 08/04/2013 4:17:50 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: Tax-chick

Have noticed your point regarding capitalization. Mopping? Have done floors in the past and toilets and some things too gross to mention ... some of the grossest were drains ... I’ll be outside trying to control the yard growth and other associated yard and near yard growth next week though. A break is always wonderfully welcomed. May your break be pleasing to you and much rest be attained.


5,048 posted on 08/04/2013 4:25:32 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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An album to help each of us relax ... Seals and Crofts ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNUVGm4Vo7M


5,049 posted on 08/04/2013 4:31:43 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Tax-chick

5,050 posted on 08/04/2013 4:45:00 AM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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To: JoeProBono

I love kittens.


5,051 posted on 08/04/2013 5:01:40 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: no-to-illegals

Bill will do all the lawnwork this week ... for pay.


5,052 posted on 08/04/2013 5:02:03 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: Tax-chick

am doing my own too .... with and without visibly seen pay. Pay will be seen from the work and unseen in payment received. No worry though; Both will be more than satisfactory.


5,053 posted on 08/04/2013 5:05:16 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

Bill needs gas money.


5,054 posted on 08/04/2013 5:05:48 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: Tax-chick

Great method to extract payment from Bill. Poor Bill.


5,055 posted on 08/04/2013 5:09:30 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

He wouldn’t be poor if he had a job, now would he?


5,056 posted on 08/04/2013 5:10:52 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: Tax-chick

Poor Bill. Maynard comes to mind.


5,057 posted on 08/04/2013 5:16:08 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

I would never name a child Maynard.


5,058 posted on 08/04/2013 5:18:06 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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To: Tax-chick

Me neither ... too much of a stigma. WORK?


5,059 posted on 08/04/2013 5:19:11 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

WORK?

Not for me, thanks.


5,060 posted on 08/04/2013 5:23:11 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Ask me about the Weiner Wager. Support Free Republic!)
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