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#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter
Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1; benghazi; fastandfurious; hashtag; impeachnow; irs; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; nsa; nsacalledtotellme; spamthensa; twitter; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: Tax-chick; All

I have to go to Walmart, but not until customer service opens.

I don’t want to go.

We had some NASTY T-storms last night, and though they didn’t seem bad from here, according to the news this morning, they toppled trees, flooded homes and businesses and stranded cars in the middle of streets. We didn’t lose power here, but other parts of the valley are still without it.

Welcome to the monsoon season.


3,821 posted on 07/20/2013 5:46:26 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't read the next sentence. You little rebel. I like you.)
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To: no-to-illegals; Monkey Face

I didn’t look. They didn’t have poblano peppers, so I’ll have to make my stuffed peppers on Monday with bell peppers. It’s Not The Same.


3,822 posted on 07/20/2013 5:58:22 AM PDT by Tax-chick (No pun intended, no punishment ... If I offended you, you needed it.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face
oh well ...

Face will you check when you get there to Wally World?
Need about twenty one boxes of 40s, 9s, and 22s. 100 blocks would suffice.

3,823 posted on 07/20/2013 6:02:42 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

Sure. I’d be happy to. Should I buy them and store them for your arrival, or should I send them via DarkFAX?


3,824 posted on 07/20/2013 6:09:14 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Don't read the next sentence. You little rebel. I like you.)
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To: Monkey Face; no-to-illegals; Darksheare; Silentgypsy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IF5TfnmV0k


3,825 posted on 07/20/2013 6:10:08 AM PDT by Tax-chick (No pun intended, no punishment ... If I offended you, you needed it.)
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To: Monkey Face

Please, just make the usual rounds to see if the public is suffering from the lack thereof.


3,826 posted on 07/20/2013 6:11:59 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Tax-chick

nice song and video.


3,827 posted on 07/20/2013 6:13:47 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

I’m often surprised at how good rock vocalists are, when they aren’t screaming!


3,828 posted on 07/20/2013 6:14:14 AM PDT by Tax-chick (No pun intended, no punishment ... If I offended you, you needed it.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

The Ladies always surprise me pleasantly ... Dog and Butterfly ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSfrO5PAhH4


3,829 posted on 07/20/2013 6:25:14 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

The lyrics are opaque. “Dreams in the Mist” is my favorite Heart song.


3,830 posted on 07/20/2013 6:35:04 AM PDT by Tax-chick (No pun intended, no punishment ... If I offended you, you needed it.)
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To: Tax-chick

Mine is Dreamboat Annie


3,831 posted on 07/20/2013 6:37:44 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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My favorite version of Dreamboat Annie ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEBt-Mb5ylQ
3,832 posted on 07/20/2013 6:40:06 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Tax-chick
These Dreams or Dreams in the Mist ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJtoUbVdNFw
3,833 posted on 07/20/2013 7:07:58 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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Never ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWzy5q_M5Ho


3,834 posted on 07/20/2013 7:18:41 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Tax-chick; All
I had never heard of them--thanks!

Good morning, y'all!

3,835 posted on 07/20/2013 7:50:56 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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To: Tax-chick

I took a course in Aristotelian logic. I didn’t understand what the prof was talking about so I memorized it. At the end of the semester, it all meshed together and made sense. I’d rather study math.


3,836 posted on 07/20/2013 7:55:14 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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To: JoeProBono

Wow! I had no idea! Thank you! (I do like it fried.) Next year, we must attempt to grow okra.


3,837 posted on 07/20/2013 7:59:53 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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To: no-to-illegals

Good morning! How ya been?


3,838 posted on 07/20/2013 8:00:30 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Morning SG. A prayer that you and yours are Great!


3,839 posted on 07/20/2013 8:04:00 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face

Do you ever wonder why the desert dwellers don’t set up a system for addressing the monsoon issues? The same thing happens year after year. I wonder if they’ve concluded that, with maintenance and all, it’s more cost effective to just put up with the flooding?


3,840 posted on 07/20/2013 8:04:30 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (You don't like the way I drive? Stay off the sidewalk.)
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