Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
My in-laws lead very busy lives, developing material for Jeff Foxworthy.
That has been a standard greeting in our family for years! LOL!
#NSACalledToTellMe that it’s Kathleen’s bedtime.
#NSACalledToTellMe To put the wash in the dryer.
If they had known the party to whom they were speaking, they would have behaved more nicely. Chalk that one up to cluelessness in the presence of greatness. Pfffffft.
Lol! It is sooooo good to see you! Are you home yet?
I have a family which is very diligent about keeping my ego deflated.
“Greatness”!? *NnB giggles softly to himself. Softly so as not to erupt into manic and uncontrollable guffawing, and then being carried away.*
#NSACalledToTellMe that they saw a woman in pink flamingo pajamas wandering around outside my beach house with a laundry basket, and also Pat’s dirty clothes were on the bathroom floor. Helpful guys, give them a raise!
We go home to the petz tomorrow.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my voice mail box was full and they couldn’t leave a message. That is why they came to my compound and knocked on the door. I spoke briefly to them, then they left.
Did they bring pizza?
I have played tag and eaten hash. I have played freeze tag but hash and tag just don’t mix.
Yes and I told them I hate Little Caesars.
#nsacalledtotellme What happens in Vegas, Stays In Our Utah Data Center.
Picky!
Awesome!
Some of the responses are a hoot. I rarely tweet, but I logged on just to check that hash tag.
#NSACalledToTellMe to please stop using a double knot on my trash bags.
*snert*
Uh... Face... you might want to move.
#NSACalledToTellMe I should check my voice mail...one of the messages sounds important
The box is probably better than the contents. Now I am logging out and having dinner with the lovely Laura Earl. Have a great evening.
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