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Man ordered to cover gargoyle statue's genitals
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| June 6, 2013
Posted on 06/06/2013 12:57:55 PM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono
Nuh-uh; not gonna do it. Nope.
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posted on
06/06/2013 1:00:38 PM PDT
by
Carriage Hill
(Guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk & spoons make you fat.)
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
06/06/2013 1:00:47 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: JoeProBono
If that was in my neighbourhood, I’d just chuckle at it. It wouldn’t offend me. I think it’s more puerile than obscene.
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posted on
06/06/2013 1:01:14 PM PDT
by
Kriggerel
("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
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To: JoeProBono
He should cover the whole thing. That’s just plain cartoonish.
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posted on
06/06/2013 1:01:28 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: JoeProBono
No worse than this
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posted on
06/06/2013 1:03:19 PM PDT
by
Morgana
(Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
To: JoeProBono
Jeepers, just let him install it. The high school kids in the neighborhood will take care of the rest.
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posted on
06/06/2013 1:03:21 PM PDT
by
1rudeboy
To: cripplecreek
MOTHMAN
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posted on
06/06/2013 1:13:26 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
To: JoeProBono
Not obscene but hideous. To each his own I guess...just glad I don’t live across the street from that.
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posted on
06/06/2013 1:14:06 PM PDT
by
pgkdan
(Some taglines never go away....)
To: JoeProBono
A good compromise would be for him to build a female gargoyle with a hoo-hoo and major league yaboos. Then either everyone would be happy or everyone would be P!$$ED. either way I would want to see pictures.
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posted on
06/06/2013 1:15:54 PM PDT
by
verga
(A nation divided by Zero!)
To: JoeProBono
My grandmother’s cousin had a small reproduction of Venus di Milo in her home. She had a velvet (red) scarf wrapped around her breasts. What we thought was especially amusing was that this cousin was totally blind.
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posted on
06/06/2013 1:16:05 PM PDT
by
Mercat
To: JoeProBono
`Mate, there's sexy and there's diabolical. I'm sexy, that's diabolical.'
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posted on
06/06/2013 1:17:13 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
To: JoeProBono
If that’s a picture of his ‘hood we’re looking at — a bunch of shoebox houses and metal-building barndos scattered willy-nilly in the middle of the featureless desert — who cares what statuary he puts up?
To: JoeProBono
In many of the European museums, especially in Italy, you will see a small hole where the peen should be. The sculptors typically created a removable peen, particularly on wine gods and satyr statuary, but not always. If it was a slow day at the Museum of Naples, for instance, and the guard wanted to amuse tourists, he might “install” the missing (erect) johnson via its little cylindrical tab into the peen socket.
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posted on
06/06/2013 1:20:49 PM PDT
by
Albion Wilde
("There can be no dialogue with the prince of this world." -- Francis)
To: JoeProBono
Yawn. No different from the demon in the movie THE EXORCIST, except that demon had four wings.
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posted on
06/06/2013 1:21:29 PM PDT
by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
To: verga
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posted on
06/06/2013 1:22:30 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
To: verga
>> a hoo-hoo and major league yaboos.
Just for my amusement... what term would *you* use for the gargoyle’s whatchamathingie and sackfullastuff? :-)
To: JoeProBono
You should see some of the stuff found in Pompeii. Then there is those Hindu temples..
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posted on
06/06/2013 1:23:49 PM PDT
by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
To: JoeProBono
No problem.
Just have it b*ggering another male gargoyle, and he’s home free. May even get a subsidy for materials.
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posted on
06/06/2013 1:24:30 PM PDT
by
Hardraade
(http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Obama equals Osama))
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