My grandmother’s cousin had a small reproduction of Venus di Milo in her home. She had a velvet (red) scarf wrapped around her breasts. What we thought was especially amusing was that this cousin was totally blind.
My gran had a wine bottle topper depicting Mannikin Pis proudly displayed in her formal china cupboard. It bookended nicely with the firemen cheesecake calendar in the kitchen.*
*If you’ve ever read the Discworld novels and encountered Nanny Ogg- you’ve pretty much met my gran.