[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Abon’go “Roy’ Malik Obama, Barack Obama’s half-brother and paranymph at Barack’s wedding, runs a “charity” that was granted tax-exempt status by Lois Lerner within a month of applying. Indeed, the stonewalling, 5th Amendment-pleading Lerner was so thrilled to be able to help out a member of the First Family that she even backdated the data to insure the tax-exempt status retroactively. Pretty good “customer service” when the normal waiting period for apolitical applications is about 10 months, and for conservatively-themed groups, anywhere from 3 years to infinity.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Get that homework in or I’ll sic the IRS on ya’.

[Hoodat]

Valerie Jarrett attaches herself to Baraq Obama like a shotgun-wielding paranymph.

[EricT.]

I thought “paranymph” was going to have something to do with those Israeli soldiers that got in trouble for racy photos.

[SoothingDave]

Those are the ones who like having sex with people in wheelchairs, right?

[NicknamedBob]

paranymph - a bridesmaid or best man

That, like "Hump Day", held my fascination only until I found out it didn't mean what I thought it meant.

[IamConservative]

On matters of national security, Obama is but a nymph. With the addition of Susan Rice as an adviser, now we have a paranymphs in charge...

(runs for cover...)

[count-your-change]

Paranymphs

From “The Big Book of Know It All” comes this paranormal paraphrase: Paranymphs joined paragraphs to produce graphic nymphs.”

.....which means no pictures but we thought a few pictures of a two headed wax fish, a parafins, would substitute.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Dude, you got so wasted before partying with that paranymph at the frat party. A three-way. Excellent!

[secret garden]

Sam Powers, paranymph of Rice
Inherited her job, isn't that nice?
Another incompetent
A proven sycophant
Bam's choices, they stink on ice.

[xsmommy]

mindboggling.

[afraidfortherepublic]

I submit the following column to the wordsmiths at Word for the Day:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3027567/posts?page=1

Greenburg is right on the button, except that he should have worked “paranymph” in there somewhere.

[Texan5]

Here at last-

The incompetent Ms Rice
Is paid off by her getting
A job as a puppet paranymph
At some liars’ club wedding

I guess she is miserable
And needs to be in hiding
Since no one put money on
The horse she was riding

Bengazi wasn’t a winner,
In fact, it didn’t place-
So now water-carrier Susan
Is allowed to hide her face