[IronJack]

Since it seems to be so important to you, you are right and I am wrong. We must be forever vigilant lest someone’s values differ from our own and thereby threaten the throne of Heaven itself. Thank you for sharing your vast biblical knowledge and unpatronizingly demonstrating your superior grasp of Christian principles. Your zeal — not to be confused with self-righteousness, which of course would be a sin — has stripped the scales from my eyes. Hallelujah!

[Elsie]

Since it seems to be so important to you, you are right and I am wrong.

This has NOTHING to do with either of us; but just what does SCRIPTURE say about it?

[Elsie]

Thank you for sharing your vast biblical knowledge and unpatronizingly demonstrating your superior grasp of Christian principles.

I'm sorry you've taken this stand, for what you consider to be MY knowledge used to be COMMON knowledge a mere 50 years ago.