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Just for fun: What is the strangest/most bizarre country song?
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| Zionist Conspirator
Posted on 06/04/2013 6:14:10 AM PDT by Zionist Conspirator
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To: Zionist Conspirator
Just for fun: What is the strangest/most bizarre country song?All of them?
101
posted on
06/04/2013 8:29:09 AM PDT
by
upchuck
(To the faceless, jack-booted government bureaucrat who just scanned this post: SCREW YOU!)
To: Ticonderoga34
Roger Miller
You Cant Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd.
“But you can be happy if you’ve a mind to!”
102
posted on
06/04/2013 8:36:31 AM PDT
by
BwanaNdege
("To learn who rules over you simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize"- Voltaire)
To: GSWarrior
“My Wife Thinks You’re Dead” is a great song.
I always thought the happy arrangement and manner in which the Statler Brothers sang “Flowers on the Wall” was a little disturbing.
103
posted on
06/04/2013 8:52:22 AM PDT
by
perez24
(Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.)
To: Zionist Conspirator
This is a remake of a non-country song, so it probably doesn't qualify. But Keller Williams does a bluegrass version of Amy Winehouse "Rehab" that is a real crackup.
[double speed tempo]
"Try to make me go to rehab, I say no no no!
I aint got the time
And if my daddy thinks Im fine
Just try to make me go to rehab I wont go, go, go!"
[banjo riff]
To: Zionist Conspirator
105
posted on
06/04/2013 9:42:05 AM PDT
by
PoloSec
( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
To: Zionist Conspirator; a fool in paradise
“She Left Me to Play With My Balls”
106
posted on
06/04/2013 9:45:53 AM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Zionist Conspirator
107
posted on
06/04/2013 9:49:26 AM PDT
by
fella
("As it was before Noah, so shall it be again,")
To: Zionist Conspirator
Big Rock Candy mountain
I’ve hiked and hiked till my feet are sore
And I’ll be damned if I hike any more
To be buggered sore like a hobo’s whore
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.”
To: All
Dos Tacos De Chorizo - Johnny Bush
109
posted on
06/04/2013 10:18:04 AM PDT
by
jy8z
(From the next to last exit before the end of the internet.)
To: Zionist Conspirator
Don’t think it’s a real song but a great title.
“Get your tongue out of my mouth cause I’m kissing you goodbye.”
110
posted on
06/04/2013 11:19:27 AM PDT
by
Springman
(Rest In Peace YaYa123, Bahbah, and Just Lori.)
To: Zionist Conspirator
I heard a fellow named Mike Snider sing “Puttin’ on the Dog” at Opryland, an amusement park in Nashville several years back. (no longer there)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVV3CFY9xo8
It’s about a country boy who couldn’t afford a fur coat for his wife, but hit a German Sheppard one night on the highway...
“Yeah, she don’t know that Fido is wrapped around her tight,
She’s a puttin’ on the dog when she goes out at night.”
It may not qualify, since it was meant to be funny.
111
posted on
06/04/2013 1:37:19 PM PDT
by
HeadOn
(Be ready at a minute's notice to saddle up.)
To: Ticonderoga34
You Cant Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd.
I’m voting for this one, but someone also mentioned Porter Wagoner, and he’s the first one I thought of in regard to this question.
112
posted on
06/04/2013 3:28:20 PM PDT
by
OldNewYork
(Biden '13. Impeach now.)
To: GSWarrior
Hah, Junior Brown. I love his music.
I’m voting for Robert Earl Keen’s “It’s the Little Things”
YouBoob for it sometime, heeelarious.
113
posted on
06/04/2013 3:46:20 PM PDT
by
West Texas Chuck
(Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. That should be a convenience store, not a Government Agency.)
To: rusty schucklefurd
I remember the local radio station playing Cash's version of What'd I Say? At one point the DJ just took the needle off and apologized.
114
posted on
06/04/2013 5:05:02 PM PDT
by
Zionist Conspirator
(Ki-hagoy vehamamlakhah 'asher lo'-ya`avdukh yove'du; vehagoyim charov yecheravu!)
To: ThomasThomas
Homer & Jethro played at the grand ole Opry. They must be country.They may have from time to time, but they were regulars on the old WLS National Barn Dance out of Chicago. The Opry's comedy duo was Lonzo and Oscar.
115
posted on
06/04/2013 5:08:17 PM PDT
by
Zionist Conspirator
(Ki-hagoy vehamamlakhah 'asher lo'-ya`avdukh yove'du; vehagoyim charov yecheravu!)
To: Zionist Conspirator
Buck Owens on Hee Haw sang “I got the hungry for your love and I’m waiting in your welfare line” has to rank up towards the worst
116
posted on
06/04/2013 5:08:31 PM PDT
by
Citizen Soldier
("You care far too much what is written and said about you." Axelrod to Obama 2006)
To: Zionist Conspirator
They oughta send you back to Roosha boy
Or New York City, son
You just wanta doodle a Christian girl
And you killed God’s only son
117
posted on
06/04/2013 5:12:56 PM PDT
by
Jim Noble
(When strong, avoid them. Attack their weaknesses. Emerge to their surprise.)
To: PeterPrinciple
Big Rock Candy mountain Ive hiked and hiked till my feet are sore
And Ill be damned if I hike any more
To be buggered sore like a hobos whore
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.
Yes, it's well known that Big Rock Candy Mountain was a song used to lure young boys to follow a hobo in order to wash his clothes and perform other . . . ugh . . . "services" for him.
Unfortunately that's a folk song and they don't count because there are just so dang many weird folk songs. Other wise we would have started with Foggy Foggy Dew.
118
posted on
06/04/2013 5:16:06 PM PDT
by
Zionist Conspirator
(Ki-hagoy vehamamlakhah 'asher lo'-ya`avdukh yove'du; vehagoyim charov yecheravu!)
To: Zionist Conspirator
To: OldNewYork
Im voting for this one, but someone also mentioned Porter Wagoner, and hes the first one I thought of in regard to this question.I mentioned him in the thread's first post! And so far, despite all the hilarious songs, The Rubber Room is still the most disturbing that anyone's come up with so far.
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posted on
06/04/2013 5:19:38 PM PDT
by
Zionist Conspirator
(Ki-hagoy vehamamlakhah 'asher lo'-ya`avdukh yove'du; vehagoyim charov yecheravu!)
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