No tittering!
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
"I advised her I knew what a nipple looked like and that wasn't a nipple," a police officer wrote in the report....after looking down his own shirt.
2 posted on
06/01/2013 11:14:47 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein)
To: Slings and Arrows
"I'm a doctor let me look"
3 posted on
06/01/2013 11:16:48 PM PDT by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
To: Slings and Arrows
Well, it was Florida so she couldn’t say it was cold outside.
4 posted on
06/01/2013 11:20:15 PM PDT by
NonValueAdded
(Unindicted Co-conspirators: The Mainstream Media)
To: Slings and Arrows
Here in Norway it’s actually much easier to get that sort of thing prescribed than to get more than 24 Aspirin.
The workaround is that you can get aspirin for three months (and you are the sole judge of how much that is) sent to you as a gift.
5 posted on
06/01/2013 11:25:40 PM PDT by
Hardraade
(http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Obama equals Osama))
To: Slings and Arrows
Purple murple/titty twister? “I’m not gonna lie to ya occifer.”
Make a clean breast of it young lady! Or into the jug with ya.
12 posted on
06/02/2013 12:10:19 AM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
To: Slings and Arrows
How dare that subject decide what chemicals to consume without our consent!
Let's all chip in and give her free room, board, medical, dental, and college classes at the cross bar hotel!
Think of the cheeruns!!!!!!
14 posted on
06/02/2013 12:33:46 AM PDT by
rawcatslyentist
(Jeremiah 50:32 "The arrogant one will stumble and fall With no one to raise him up; And I will set)
To: Slings and Arrows
If I only had a dime for every time I heard that ...
15 posted on
06/02/2013 1:10:02 AM PDT by
smokingfrog
( ==> sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: Slings and Arrows
OMG!! BEWARE ‘a narcotic pain-killing pill’.. Da dum da dum dummmmm.... What a joke. All this over one stinkin’ pill? $3,000 bond? Let me guess.. Death penalty for two pills?
To: Slings and Arrows; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson; SunkenCiv; Tijeras_Slim
Glad they nipped that in the bud.
19 posted on
06/02/2013 7:30:26 AM PDT by
martin_fierro
(Shock and Auriole)
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