Posted on 05/30/2013 2:39:36 PM PDT by nickcarraway
"My first ever pizza 'slice'. Please note: the authentic NY fold," the Park Sloper tweeted today. How is this possible?
We don't know. It is incomprehensible that a man particularly one who has spent much of his adult life in Los Angeles and New York could go 72 years without ever consuming a single slice of pizza. Stewart does emphasize the word slice in his tweet, so perhaps he's eaten plenty of whole pizzas. Still, though. You'd really have to go out of your way to pull that off. One guy we know went so long without having tried pie that "not eating pie" became sort of his thing, and he embraced it, but we doubt that's what's going on here. Anyway, congrats, and nice technique on the fold.
Though yet of pizza our dear pie's tasting
The memory be green, and that it us befitted
To bear our hearts in slice and our whole kingdom
To be contracted in one brow of deliciousness,
Sausage im sure
Wasn't Nearly as good when Weyoun had his first though......
pretty crappy pizza id you need red pepper flakes
Maybe it came from a replicator.
He’s in the right city for it. Pizza is a joke anywhere else in North America once you’ve had it there I have to admit. Good for him!
I do like pizza they have elsewhere. BUT, I do miss New York/New Jersey pizza. A lot. It just can’t be replicated everywhere. (But it was not limited to the five Burroughs.
Really? That sux. I’m getting tired of this.
He’s never eaten pie before? Hmmmmmm......
I’ve been eating his share of Pizza all these years! With red pepper flakes.
Cardboard crust "pizza". BLAH!!!
If I am to infer what you are saying then you couldnt be more wrong...for a sausage lover as you say he seems to really like marrying women.
I had not eaten Pizza in around 25 years until my Niece and her family stopped by recently. They brought a Pizza Hut meat lovers pan pizza. They had already eaten.
I thought it was pretty good, tho I used to not care for Pizza Hut pizza.
His mission: To boldly go where millions of men have gone before.
Hate to break it to tis dude but, unless he went to one of only a handful of places left in the city he STILL hasn’t had Pizza. The simple ingredients, to say NOTHING of the cook temp, have all been dumbed down for profit since the 60’s/70’s.
All we are saying is ‘Give Pizza a Chance’.
Pizza Hut, Domino's, Papa John's . . . not so good.
They don't do alot right, but pizza and bagels - they own.
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