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To: InvisibleChurch

Nuh-uh...that’s Jimmy Peanut Carter in drag...


2 posted on 05/29/2013 5:37:36 PM PDT by Irenic (The pencil sharpener and Elmer's glue is put away-- we've lost the red wheel barrow)
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To: Irenic
Eleanor endured a lot of ribbing about her less than attractive looks. My father used to tell me about an incident on a train when she ran into a drunk who exclaimed:

"Hic, Eleanor Roosevelt, you've got to be the ugliest woman that God ever created!"

Not missing a beat, she countered "And you've got to be the most disgustingly drunken skunk I've ever encountered."

"Yep," replied the drunk, "but tomorrow, I'll be sober."

9 posted on 05/29/2013 5:55:57 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: Irenic

Nuh-uh...that’s Jimmy Peanut Carter in drag...

By golly, I believe you are right!


12 posted on 05/29/2013 6:05:24 PM PDT by ruesrose (The Anchor Holds)
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