[Vigilanteman]

Eleanor endured a lot of ribbing about her less than attractive looks. My father used to tell me about an incident on a train when she ran into a drunk who exclaimed:

"Hic, Eleanor Roosevelt, you've got to be the ugliest woman that God ever created!"

Not missing a beat, she countered "And you've got to be the most disgustingly drunken skunk I've ever encountered."

"Yep," replied the drunk, "but tomorrow, I'll be sober."

[laplata]

Winston Churchill to a woman at a dinner party:

“Yes, I Am Drunk, But Tomorrow I Will Be Sober, And You Will Still Be a Fool.”

[tumblindice]

A story my dad told was that Elly was trying to get to sleep on a train, but a drunk above her was sawing logs.
Yeah, VIPs haven’t always been treated like hot-house plants; Lincoln and Truman liked to take solo walks.
Anyway, she banged on the roof and he stopped snoring. But five minutes later, started up again.
So she really pounds this time, this time with her umbrella.

The drunk stuck his head out from the curtain and said, “Pound all you want lady. I saw you in the bar car, and I ain’t coming down.”