Beaver kills Man Trying to Pose for Photo

Toronto Star ^ | Wed May 29 2013 | Yuras Karmanau

[GQuagmire]

oh boy let the games begin

[pepsionice]

This was likely a six-second situation, and the idiot never had a chance.

The news reports indicate that without any real hunting going on....beavers have grown into larger-than-average characters, and there’s probably a need to bring in some big-time hunters.

[cripplecreek]

Did no one ever tell these people that they should never pose with a beaver?

Its one of the earliest lessons my great granny taught me.

[cripplecreek]

Without trapping, the muskrats around here are starting to look like beavers.

[nickcarraway]

But since they’re such easy targets near dams, says ministry spokesman Alexander Kozorez, “beaver hunting holds little sporting interest.”

I thought they were hunted for fur?

[Vendome]

Got Pelted by a Beaver

[a fool in paradise]

Darwin Award?
Ultimate photobomb?

Warning against taking pictures of with beaver?

“The fisherman wanted his photo shot with a beaver. The beaver had other ideas: It attacked the 60-year-old man with razor-sharp teeth, slicing an artery and causing him to bleed to death.”

[Paladin2]

At least he wasn’t smothered by large breasts.

[BRL]

He must have taken the wrong exit:

[cripplecreek]

I used to live on Beaver Creek.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

There is a grade B horror movie lurking in this event. Perhaps “The Attack of The Killer Beavers.” A Group of teens are happily camping near a beaver dam. The really cute blond wanders off at night her last scene depicts a giant shadow creeping up on her.....

[al baby]

[nomad]

Bitten to death by a beaver, I knew it, some of them DO have teeth!

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Leave it to beaver.

[cripplecreek]

Terror in the swamp.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090149/

In an effort to create the perfect nutria for breeding by the fur industry, a scientist and his assistant inadvertently create a brutal mutation that escapes into the nearby swamps.

[dayglored]

.... and now we need the cartoon of the beaver in a bathroom basin with shaving cream, and the woman saying, “Sometimes men ask the strangest things!”

[brivette]

aww, Gee Wally.

[Fiji Hill]

The news reports indicate that without any real hunting going on....beavers have grown into larger-than-average characters, and there’s probably a need to bring in some big-time hunters.

That could change if Jacksonian-era beaver hats were ever to come back into style.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

Very good. Further, the scientist polluted the environment accelerating the growth of the beaver. Throw in a small town menaced by the beaver.