[Renfield]

"The anteater experts themselves are at a loss."

Anteater experts? There are anteater experts? That must be quite an icebreaker at cocktail parties.

"And what do you do for a living?"

"Why, I'm an anteater expert. What about you?"

[xjcsa]

No, the headline writer doesn’t know what “immaculate conception” means.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

I'm surprised that nobody has Photoshopped a small halo around the head of the baby anteater.

Then again, maybe the father is "Mechanteater".

[markomalley]

A lame attempt to slam Catholic doctrine...that failed miserably.

[ruesrose]

I would not doubt that is a government job!

[Cyman]

Rumor has it that you can tell the length of an anteaters schlong by how big his nose is.

[a fool in paradise]

Spontaneous pregnancies that result in female offspring are not unknown the writer is a libtard idiot mocking Jesus.

[Fast Moving Angel]

This is how they did it:

[SaraJohnson]

An antheist saviour has been born. /s/