I hope they put a stop to the public penis-grabbing mimicry, too. It is shameful. I mean, the monkey’s mimicry of Bieber, that is. Or is it Bieber doing the mimicry? I get confused.
I saw this guy once on TV, and that was enough. I lost count of how many times he checked his family jewels while performing in front of the nation. “Are they still there? Yep, I think so. Uh oh, better check again, I could have lost ‘em during that last maneuver.”
Adjusting his maxi-pad.