Justin Bieber’s monkey ‘belongs to Germany now’

The Scotsman ^ | 21/05/2013

[Oztrich Boy]

JUSTIN Bieber’s pet monkey has been taken into German state custody after the Canadian singer failed to meet a deadline to retrieve the capuchin.

Mally the Monkey was seized by German customs on March 28 when the pop star failed to produce required vaccination and import papers for the animal after landing in Munich.

He had until midnight on Friday to produce those documents.

Customs spokesman Thomas Meister said after offices opened following a holiday weekend that officials received no documents.

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Judith Brettmeister, spokesperson for the shelter, said: “The monkey belongs to Germany now.”

[Oztrich Boy]

Today Bieber's monkey. Tomorrow the world!

[Jeff Winston]

Stuned his beeber.

[caww]

This kid is waaaaaay over rated....he’s going down with all the escapades etc. he’s been involved with. Like most “kid” stars they have their time but then there’s nothing left to keep them in the spotlight but dirty antics....and generally they offer plenty.

[exhaustedmomma]

For the life of me, I don’t get why this kid is so popular. I am so thankful my granddaughters aren’t crazy about him and his droopy drawers. They were bonkers over the Jonas Brothers; I don’t think I could take him.

[ScottinVA]

This kid is waaaaaay over rated....he’s going down with all the escapades etc. he’s been involved with.

Sounds to me like Bieber is trying oh-so-mightily to get himself into the "bad boy" market.

[Jeff Winston]

He seems pretty passive about the situtation.

I mean, if the Jerrys seized MY monkey, you can bet I’d do something about it.

[dfwgator]

[KarlInOhio]

The monkey has been adopted by a good German family.

[KarlInOhio]

I should have hit reload before posting to see if my joke had already been made. :-(

[ScottinVA]

Mally rapidly adjusts to the beer-loving aspect of German culture.

[CatherineofAragon]

The Jonas brothers are identifiable as males, at least.

[Resolute Conservative]

Sadly my daughter likes this loser. He is the epitome of what is wrong in this country. Self-absorbed and no talent.

[unlearner]

I hope they put a stop to the public penis-grabbing mimicry, too. It is shameful. I mean, the monkey’s mimicry of Bieber, that is. Or is it Bieber doing the mimicry? I get confused.

I saw this guy once on TV, and that was enough. I lost count of how many times he checked his family jewels while performing in front of the nation. “Are they still there? Yep, I think so. Uh oh, better check again, I could have lost ‘em during that last maneuver.”

[AngelesCrestHighway]

And just who gives a rats ass???

[Oztrich Boy]

Glad you asked

http://www.facebook.com/FreeBiebersMonkey

Also Kid Rock.

[caww]

....”Sounds to me like Bieber is trying oh-so-mightily to get himself into the “bad boy” market”......

Rather like Britney Spears and other lowlifers who loose their standings. They are ungrateful little snots!

[exhaustedmomma]

I actually liked the JB's. Unfortunately, I let the girls talk me into taking them to one of their concerts. YIKES! I brought asprin expecting screaming girls. I didn't bring enough, and I didn't bring earplugs. Holy moley! The screaming was crazy insane and my head was bursting in pain. I couldn't hear a single thing they were singing for all the screaming. I still get chills thinking about it.

I should of known it wasn't a good idea when their parents happily bought tickets and forked over spending money.

[exhaustedmomma]

I think the entire entertainment industry destroys even the best of talent, especially morally and ethically. When a child is elevated to god-status on a daily basis, it is a disaster in the making. There's more to life than money. And childhood can never be recaptured.
Of course this can be said about adulthood and life, too. I wouldn't trade my freedom for all the money in the world and the pack of paparazzi that come with it.

[Resolute Conservative]

Adjusting his maxi-pad.

[Revolting cat!]

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Thank you. The secret message has been forwarded to the Chief.