Posted on 05/20/2013 8:07:21 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
Not in my house!
That was the message some Florida residents had for Michael Maxwell, 19, who got more than he bargained for when he and three accomplices allegedly tried a home invasion in Palm Bay. When the group tried to enter the home around 1 a.m. last Wednesday, the residents fought back, kicking, beating and even using a stun gun on Maxwell, Florida Today reported.
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He moonlights as a tattoo artist? I’ve never seriously contemplated getting a tattoo, but if I did, I’m pretty sure I’d eliminate the cross-eyed artists pretty early in the selection process.
Whoa, THAT needs to be in the dictionary as an illustration of “fat lip”!
Max don’t look too well....
If Moochelle had a son.....
Hey, don’t knock it. Lots of older White wimmin pay big $$ to have them sexy, pouty lips that look like Max’s.
/johnny
Better put some ice on that.
That is one goofy looking dude. His defense should be he was so goofy looking he could not get a job so had to resort to home invasion robbery.
Aflac
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